
Wimbledon life member to Mr Lewis
Hello old boy, your new aren't you?
"Yes I'm from the North"
"A'h Hendon?
"No Leed's"
"A'h Leeds Castle, Kent, The lovelyest Castle in the world, home of the Duke of Kent"
"No Leeds in Yorkshire"
"Leeds in Yorkshire? Where is Yorkshire?
"200 miles up the M1"
"M1? I know of Mi5 and Mi6 but not Mi1"
"Any way what did you do previously?"
"I worked for the Rugby Football League"
"A'h Rugger, love it, "swing low sweet chariot" Love that Lawrence Delmonte bloke" "Friends in the bath and all that"
"No that's Union, we are League
"A'h yes the League, Saracens are top aren't they?
"No Huddersfield"
"Huddersfield? where's that?"
"Up North"
"A'h Hendon"
"Who did you work with"
"A big fat useless g"t"
"A'h Nigel Wood"
