Me too, a bit of wee wee nearly came out when it shouldn't have done

Main reason i'm going really.

i cant stand the rugby we are playing at the moment, its just not rugby league! the old legends would be turning in their graves at our 'fancy' stuff. What happened to 5 drives and a kick to break teams down?

Who was it that said last week, that throwing bottles shouldn't be allowed?

It moved to Widnes.

I'm going to get down there early to get a good spot. Wonder if the bars going to be better stocked tonight. Its no good running out of larger!

And hopefully won'tbe queing out of the door at Southdale Lounge cos the bar under the stand should be open. I estimate it will take between 6 and 8 Lagers before the Take That tribute sound any good.

Although on the plus side, I did previously promise the wife I'd take her to see Take That. Will tonight count or will it get used in the divorce settlement?

Could it be magic? No, it couldn't!

Standidge [iHow Deep is Your Love[/i? Just tell her, "look [iBabe, Never Forget, Everything Changes. Sure[/i, you could be [iUp All Night [/imaking [iPromises[/i, but you just have to have a bit of [iPatience[/i. Now come down to the Shay and watch Fax [iShine[/i and [iRule the World[/i".

She'll be like putty in your hands when you get home and you can [iDo What U Like[/i, afterall, [iWhat Is Love[/i. Tell her you want to be [iUp All Night [/iand [iPray[/i that you don't have a problem and [iIt Only Takes a Minute[/i.

Take advantage of Take That, this could be your [iGreatest Day[/i.


Yob would like to thank Gary Barlow (Andy and Anthony's brother) for assisting with the compilation of this post.

Cheers Yob, an absolutely hilarious post that one.
A little worrying that you know so much about Take That though.

I won't need Take That, she knows when she is onto a good thing so she will drop me off at the Pigeons and pick me up after the game. Whilst I am at the match she will sit at home thinking how lucky she is to have married me.
There will be cold beer in the fridge for when I get home and she will not speak until I have watched the Sky Live SL match which she will have made sure has been Sky plus recorded.
Oh what a lucky lady she is

Oh you smoothie. There'll be lots of women on here thinking "[iWhy Can't I Wake Up With You[/i"?

There is probably nothing further than the truth she is probably glad to see the back of you for an hour or two so she can get control of the tv remote.

If I'm being completely honest, I have to say you are correct.
It will be a Holby/CSI/Brothers and Sisters marathon in my house tonight!!

They're on now. My ears hurt.

TURN IT DOWN !!!!

Good God, did that really happen?
The one they did at half time? What was that all about? The lad that did the high notes on the opening lines? That was terrible.

Glad I didn't take the wife, she would of killed me!!

Must admit, they were ghastly tonight!! Especially the matching white trainers and the high notes at half time!