yep much better cheers.

"A country mile" better infact.

Infact on a scale of one to ten which I will now use to judge exactly how better that is for me, I would give it probably give it 42.

Which also happens to be Stanley Gene's age, most people on this board's IQ, and the number of times Blacky juggled the ball before dropping it in the NRC Semi Final when "a country mile" clear, oh and is also the number of points widnes put on your boys last year at the Stobart. And is also the number of times I watched the NRC final searching for a halifax shirt but I couldnt see Penky or Bob or Big Frank. Have I missed something. You're the best club in the world aren't you? Perfect mix and all that?

Erm yeah I have an answer to that.

This is a HUGE shot in the dark but here I go..

*ahem* to win something maybe?

Yes, yes get off your pedestal, you won't be retaining that cup you 'won'.

I'm a little confused with your yorkshire speak a little bit.

By inserting the word won in inverted commas, like so, "won", you are inferring that we did not win it and my previous statement is somewhat dubious. I can check the dvd again but i'm prettttty sure we did win it.

Hang on a minute, you boys won it didn't you. My mistake.

Actually hang on just two seconds. I have consuled the trusty Rugby League Handbook and what Halifax did infact win last season was ermm..just let me find it..oh yeah here it is..Sod All.

Well actually you did win a nation of admirers for both your modesty, humbleness, and optimism.

Now, winning the argument here is too easy so I'm off to consider a career in politics. Have a nice day you lovely folk.

Who the heck is Runcorn Viking.

Most of the Widnes fans who come and post on here give it some nice banter, but this n0b is just offensive.

isntead of depositing another scouse rant onto our forum, why dont you back up your fellow Widnes fan (VM) and put your money where your mouth is for next season.

But suspect your just another scouse wind up merchant!

What is your problem? Yes you did win the Nothern rail cup last season so well done but then again you should be winning something every year as you are bank rolled by a Milionaire and are the biggest club ouside super league are you not? We have got to where we are through hard work and I am proud of everyone at Halifax RLFC so get a life and go back on the Widnes bored. 2010 is going to be Blue and white.

Firstly, I come from Runcorn, if you couldn't read the name. Sorry I assumed you could. That was my first mistake clearly. Never assume a yorkshireman can read. Should of remembered that. Runcorn is infact in Cheshire. I was born in Chester and am currently living in Lancashire as I am a university student. If you can extract from anything I have just wrote that I am scouse then more power to you sir!!

And how are you today, by the way?

And people say students do nothing all day.

I've stumbled across a very amusing activity

I get the distinct impression I'm not very welcome here anymore.

Was it the big words?

I'll be off then. It's been real.

I wish you all the best of luck. Don't drive over any mines or anything.

You say you are a student, but the use of the word of in this sentence is ridiculous. I presume you mean "Should have remembered that"

And

Yorkshireman should have a capital letter.

D- R.V

You've just failed. Stick to the colouring in. You're obviously out of your depth with the written word.

Think this belongs to Runcorn Viking.