Quote: Piston Broke "I see on the front page of today's "Courier" that the Ripper has met a womean inside who he wants to marry.
Just hope that they don't all get hammered at the reception.'"
The Yorkshire Ripper walked into a bar with a young lady and ordered a pint of lager.
"Can I have a Cinzano" said the girl
"No you'll have a screwdriver like the rest of them".