Quote: Piston Broke "I see on the front page of today's "Courier" that the Ripper has met a womean inside who he wants to marry.
Just hope that they don't all get hammered at the reception.'"
Q: What have Gareth gates and Harold Shipman got in common?
A: Neither of them can finish a sentence.
Shipman's last meal was a curry. When asked afterwards if he enjoyed it, he replied that it was OK but he could've murdered a nan.
They are going to make a film about Harold Shipman starring Robert De Niro. Title: The Old Dear Hunter.
Harold Shipman's suicide note has been found. It reads - "I can't go on. I've run out of patience."
The prison warden where Shipman was 'staying' commented that he will be sorely missed, especially by the prison boxing club. He said: "He had a lethal jab".
It's been said Harold Shipman was a bit of a lady killer, maybe thats got something to do with the fact that he's well hung!