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| Originally started by Mr Chuckles, Piston Broke, but seen as it's gone, I've started a new one.
Dopey and the nun.
The Seven Dwarfs go to the Vatican and, because they
have requested an audience, and as they are THE Seven
Dwarfs, they are ushered in to see the Pope. Dopey
leads the pack.
"Dopey, my son," says the Pope, "what can I do for
you?" Dopey asks, "Excuse me, Your Excellency, but are
there any dwarf nuns in Rome?"
The Pope wrinkles his brow at the odd question, thinks
for a moment and answers, "No, Dopey, there are no
dwarf nuns in Rome."
In the background a few of the dwarfs start giggling.
Dopey turns around and gives them a glare, silencing
them. Dopey turns back, "Your Worship, are there any
dwarf nuns in all of Europe?"
The Pope, puzzled now, again thinks for a moment and
then answers, "Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in
Europe."
This time, all of the other dwarfs burst into
laughter. Once again, Dopey turns around and silences
them with an angry glare.
Dopey turns back and says, "Your extreme holiness! Are
there ANY dwarf nuns any where in the world?"
After consulting with his advisors, the Pope responds,
"I'm sorry my son, there are no dwarf nuns anywhere in
the world."
The other dwarfs collapse in a heap, rolling, laughing
and pounding the floor, tears streaming down their
cheeks as they begin chanting......
"Dopey sh*gged a penguin!"
"Dopey sh*gged a penguin!"
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| Yorkshire Women
3 men married wives from different countries. The first man married a woman from China. He told her that she was to do their dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away.
The second man married a woman from Italy. He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better.
By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done and there was a huge dinner on the table.
The third man married a Yorkshire Lass.
He ordered her to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed,
lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal.
He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he
didn't see anything but by the third day, some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher.
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| NEW WORLD SURVEY
Last month a world-wide telephone survey was conducted by the UN. The only question asked was:-
"Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?"
The survey was a huge failure because of the following:
In Eastern Europe they didn't know what "honest" meant.
In Western Europe they didn't know what "shortage" meant.
In Africa they didn't know what "food" meant.
In China they didn't know what "opinion" meant.
In the Middle East they didn't know what "solution" meant.
In South America they didn't know what "please" meant.
In the US they didn't know what "the rest of the world" meant.
And finally, in the UK they just hung up because they couldn't understand the Indian accent.
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