Won't let me have 20% discount, on the dog and bone tomorrow, me old Sparra,
Up the apples and pears now with my trouble and strife, cor blimey, my son, that Ruby Murray, has given me the Tom Titts.
Looking forward to the long trip down the frog and toad, couple of sherbets and a right old knees up.
Back home for a Chas and Dave, and a beer that isn't warm and flat.
See you all there.
Me old Cocks.
