I heard Wakey had asked to borrow our ground for the next three super league seasons.

Why would Wakey go anywhere when work has already started on the improvements to Belle Vue?

Has it?

On a CAD drawing

Yeah I've heard the gypsies are livid that wakey have nicked their caravans

Rob has an injury - I was drunk when he told me so don't want to guess in case I get it wrong (he was out with cotton wool in his ears to stop some bleeding) But he went straight off or treatment. And following his tweet he did say he isn't leaving - whether or not that means til the end of the season I don't know.

Wakeys improvements appear to be to put up some boxes,not sure whether they cardboard ones,and bars down the open side from what the fans are saying.Not sure how more bars will constitute improvements for the comfort of the spectators though if they are to replace the ones sky use then at least the commentators shouldn't put their foot thro the floor of one

From what I can fathom, the capacity at Wakey appears to be increasing by 3,000 due to a roof being built over half the side terracing. Not sure how that one works tbh.

It's a water retention thing. You see, without a roof the fans get wet and expand, thus making the stadium less roomy. Dry fans = increased capacity. Simples.

Ah right. Fair play then. When there's a simple answer there's a simple answer. Should probably think these things through before posting 'cause now I just feel daft.

hope ure right