With the team we have had we should have won the grand final the last two years, we are poorly coached and have no motivation, only our skillful players and a miracle pulled us out of the s**t last year!!

Harrison has built his team up from almost nothing, when he took over they were in trouble at the wrong end of the table, we'd recently beat them 72-0, I remember reading post's from their fans on various websites saying they thought the end for Batley was near having done so well to hang on and keep going for so long. Look where they are now, Amazing how things can change in just a few years.

Sack the board too. We should be top of Super League we're that damn good. Everyone at the club is holding us back. Let's storm the Shay on Sunday and take over the running of the club - we could do so much better. I'll be the Club Conditioner - my pot belly and unfit regime will whip the lads out of shape. I'll have 13 Stuart Barnes' on the pitch before July.

You can be Club Chaplain because your words are an inspiration.

Who's up for Chairman?
Who's for Commercial Director?

Nominations please..............................

I will nominate myself as Chairman as long as i can do a job share and fit this position around my morning & evening paper round. Also if the sunday papers are delayed i might not be able to get to the ground on time for the pre match dining package.

You'll also have to deal with Richard Lewis and Nigel Wood at the RFL. You sound a bit overqualified to be honest.

I'd like to be one of those blokes who run on to the pitch every few minutes in green sweaters with their name on the back. Have to change my name tho' funny how they are all called walter?