Today was the worst kept secret since Ricky Martin admitted he was gay.

Got a hand it to Mr Lewis for his performance today, up there with Colin Firth that lad. How he managed to keep a straight face when congratulating Widnes for their onfield success was amazing. By time they play in Super League it will have been 2.5 years since they won a knockout cup that allowed them to apply.

With league finishes of 6th, 4th and 5th since last licenses announced ('we spent our money on youth instead of 1st team blah blah...). Please don't mock us Mr Lewis by applauding this 'success' when the other applicant has finished 3rd, 2nd and 2nd during the same period and are the current champions (even if Fev do have the t-shirt and badges). Widnes were a shoo-in from that day in Blackpool....not sour grapes as think they deserve it for off-field set up, stadium and the backing they have but don't make out their onfield performances helped them.

Just wish I had a CAD drawing business in the Wakefield or Manchester areas, could be quids in for the next 3 months.

If RFL can honestly say that Crusaders, Catalans, Quins, Salford and Cas are better placed than us (nailed on Wakefield will drop out) come July then that will be me finished with the game after 30 years. Already disillusioned, missing out again in July will be final nail in the coffin for me when we've been most consistent side over the past 3 years and have now been told we meet all the criteria.

HARLEQUINS Vs FAX IN A FRIENDLY START OF 2009.

AT THE STOOP.

50/50 FAX AND HARLEQUINS FANS.

AND THIS WAS A FRIENDLY!

Why?

AND

...YES.......and it has nothing to do with dishes BTW.....