Quote: MalcolmAgarsTieUps "The burger van has had to match EMCs prices for like products, therefore their Oxo is £1.90 like EMCs.
However........the burger van has started selling Bovril, which EMC don't, so still managing to charge 90p!
Bovril from the van it is then!!!'"
Eureka! If EMC sell "hamburgers" the van should sell "beefburgers".
Subsequently:
chips = fries
hotdog = frankfurter sandwich
pork pie = pig en croute
Wine gums = Bostik du vin
etc., etc
Further culinary translations anyone?