What about.....

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How about singing this to the tune of "Use Somebody" aimed at Uncle Des!

I’ve been goin’ around puttin’ money down on teams I see
Makin’ payments placing bets on sporting teams
You know I’m gonna lose some money
You know I’m gonna lose some money

My team will lose, and all my dough won’t stay with me
Countless debts, and countless bets to my bookies
You know I’m gonna lose some money
You know I’m gonna lose some money
Guys I.O.U.

I want to shout, he gets knocked out and off I go
Waging how I’m gonna pay, I just don’t know
I hope the Mets can win a playoff
Or else they’re gonna shoot my toes off

I.O.U.
I.O.U.
I.O.U.
I.O.U.
I.O.U.
I.O.U.
I.O.U.

I’ve been goin’ around finally I’m found, and now I’m dead.

Des will just love a song about him from opposition supporters. What bigger complement

You lot are obsessed (and a tad envious).

Shall we get some chant/song lyrics out to our fans on the day? This way we'll all be singing in full voice and even the newbies can join in! Or even get them in the Courier or main site?