u sure its not ken bates? mats been in talks with him about adding some power to our team

i was in my local last night talking to Pat Butcher and he said that he had heard from a reliable source that Keith Harris and Kevin Spacey were in talks about Jonny Ball and Jesus Christ.

That was easy. Next.

not even close

PB - is peter bryce - how drinks in my local
KH - Karl Harrison
KS - kelvin Skeritt
JB - John Bentley
JS - John Shuster

and there may just have been an elemnet or irony in the post that not one single bit of its true, just like the origional post!

............ at least i got the initials correct. Since when does John Schuster = JC?

With regards to Richard Smith, I understand he's been helping Jon Hamer down at Siddal with their under 16's team.