I'll get answered with a barrage of cranial jabs followed by a copy and pasted testimony which isn't his own thoughts.

You appear to struggle with simple concepts. Let me help.

You and your toy plane are sitting at the edge of a roundabout which is rotating (measured at the outside) at 2 mph. Is your toy plane moving on the roundabout? No. It is stationary on the roundabout. Its speed relative to your seat on the roundabout is nil. The roundabout can rotate a hundred times, your plane will throughout remain in the same spot on the roundabout. As will you. It will go nowhere.

Is the plane also moving in circles at 2 mph? Of course it is. An observer standing by the roundabout can see you and your plane, going round and round, at 2mph.

See? Both speeds are true. Now, that wasn't difficult, was it?

Okay, here goes. I'm finally going to come out of the conspiracy closet...

The plane takes off, depending on the wing pixies and if the pilot is a Freemason, but only gets to 500mph before it turns into a hologram. This hologram is then uploaded to a giant Satanic computer that displays the sky to trick us into thinking that everything is spheroid. The pretend aircraft is then scanned and uploaded to a Nasa controlled green-screen CGI workshop where Stanley Kubrick (Who's death was faked) presides like a dictator over all special effects. The pretend image then disappears because it's near the fake south pole, which isn't like the actual wall of ice held together by giants and angels. Meanwhile, the world's scientists collude and devise plans to make God seem even less real than Santa Claus, which is causing concern. Eventually the aircraft appears again, but is busy spraying Chemtrails full of mind controlling magic dust. But it isn't happy dust. It's controlling our minds, but not going a great job of it because I'm typing this. Once the aircraft hits 160000mph it turns back into a real plane to land. I say real plane, but it's just a model created by Jewish Nazi rocket experts who fill our TV sets with symbols and conditioning to tell us that the world is older than 6000 years, which is laughable as we all know that an invisible man behind the hologram of the sky got bored after billions of years and created us.

Boom.

[iOkay so by your logic, a stationary grounded plane is travelling at 1000 mph, the plane travelling eastward is speeding at 1500 mph obviously, so a westward travelling plane must be travelling against the earths spin at -500 mph. And both planes travel time is exactly identical with the exception of jet stream. This proves the earth does not spin.

Also if the stationary grounded plane is travelling at 1000 mph and a car drives past going eastward that car is travelling at 1030 mph whilst the other car travelling westward is travelling -970 mph. Absolute drivel, The western travelling plane / car should reach their destinations quicker through the earths spin. Thats why you put variables within your answer, 500 mph here 1500 mph there. Gotcha[/i...

How mature of you.Thats Atheism for you. !!!

How dare you question what I believe.

If you think I'm wrong prove it. Is it because it sounds silly to you? So you question my truth with a personal attack? How do you know I'm an atheist? I just said above that the creator sits behind the sky hologram obviously unable to influence anything even though he created everything. Doesn't mean he's not there. I also think he has a Zebra's head, because why not?

Come on second account of Stan, prove me wrong.

You can't. Go away.

HaHaHaHa Tosspot.

The last paragraph. The Atheism rambles. Im Me by the way. Stan is Stan.

That was me lying.

Before You/Stan made me come out of the conspiracy closet.

So rather than prove why my views are wrong, you resort to another personal attack. My view is right. Wing pixies, holograms, zebra-headed God, chemtrails, fake sky. It's all real and you're proving it to me with each personal attack and not providing any evidence to the contrary.

Must try harder.

Taking God's name in vain, you'll be sorry one day. Seriously.

My Zebra-headed God will not.

He'll accept me with loving tentacles because I have a personal relationship in my head with him. He's made it clear to me. He wont be as forgiving with you unbelievers who he will cast into a giant clear ball where you can watch the rest of us sensible believers eat pizza and laugh in your faces for believing that stupid Abrahamic nonsense, created by desert nomads who didn't know where the sun went at night. We all know the sun orbits the cubed earth.

It's a shame that you can't accept the true creator.

Of course, you could always prove me wrong, but you can't.