And on a similar vein, a question that I had to consider when I almost adopted a deaf Dalmation dog last year from Dog Trust - how do you recall a deaf dog that has run away ?

Or indeed communicate with it at all ?

I guess there could be a dog sign language, my not-deaf dog understands the finger wag and the finger beckon, especially when food is involved.

Are all Travelodges holes? And where do the thieving s get off with charging you to park your fooking car?

is it really 24 hours from tulsa?

In terms of the RLF swear filter, why is w*nker not acceptable but w*nkers is???

Tossers.

How many can we get past the filter?

We all know it's loving useless.

Sign language. You can make up your own signals which suit you and your dog. As for recall, I always think its better safe than sorry, so if you're not in an enclosed area, probably best to keep him/her on a long line. Some dogs don't stray very far, my own staffy x hardly leaves my side on a walk so you could train the dog to keep coming back to you periodically so it becomes a habit.

There used to be a deaf jack russell at our training club and he was a nutter, didn't bother him at all.

Why are all perfume counter assistants so condesending when you ask for advice about a gift for the wife!!!

Most blind people use their guide dog to give their a lick to ensure it is clean. A dog can get its tongue right into the anus.............apparently.

Extensive research has been carried out into this very subject on the Rovers board.

Chuckle.

How does the world stop Facebook?

For the greater good of mankind, i hope we can come to a conclusion.

Why do fat people get y when you mention their weight when it's blatantly obvious to everyone including themselves they are fat?

is this REALLY the way to amarillo??

Here we go........

Why did anyone ever think Socialism would work in practise?