I don't think you do, but thanks for the offer.

I have a plan. My body right now is telling me that plan isn't going to work. I'm amending my plan.

In all honesty the one request I have right now is that people would just forget I existed, both the real me and the online me. I've left a pretty damning trail if I'm mental and a pretty supporting one if I'm inspired.

Hopefully in a weeks time the evidence will all be collated and they can have a pretty good amount of evidence on deciding what it is. Or I could be sectioned, and a new-temporary lobotomy of drugs killing all the pain but taking most of the thoughts too.

My guess based on the experience of my life is being sectioned. WTFever. I tried.

Back on topic to the original post.
I would still pretty much enjoy a physical confrontation with Jezza.
In fact, I would relish it, maybe I'm a bit mental myself, but I wish it could be brought on.

While ever this is allowed to continue, I will stop posting.
I don't want to be any part of this.

Just as an update. I've sought help. I've appointed someone to do go and do the work for me that she thinks I need. I'm happy with what happened. I'm happy with how the 2 hour chat went.

Screw you trolls. You're so pathetic you can't even troll a mental guy. What losers you are.

LGJM can still be killed, the timing is in your hands. rlfans is better off without him. And I think I will be as well.

Screw you guys, I'm going home. All the best to all the good people. You know who you are. Sorry for anybody I've hurt because I had no respect for the AUM. It shouldn't there if you're not going to enforce it.

Please see PM.

How can he be sacked from Top Gear, yet a month down the line he's going to be hosting an episode of HIGNFY, on the same broadcaster. No doubting it'll be TV gold, but seems a bit... hypocritical?

How many times will he crack a ready made joke from the autocue relating to the whole fracas situation? Yawn.

He probably won't be working for the BBC - don't they commission HIGNFY from another production company ?

Am I the only one who can't believe that HIGNFY is still going??

Yes, it was once a very, very good programme - Now, its very, very tedious. Even Paul Merton looks bored to tears by the whole thing.

Sadly, its just become a vehicle for Ian Hislop to spout off his increasingly sanctimonious nonsense.

No you're not the only one. I find it cringeworthy. Ian Hislop adds nothing except pompous guff that only he finds funny. Paul Merton has run his course too as has the show. Should've been ditched when Mock the Week started.

And yet Radio 4's The News Quiz (basically what spawned HIGNFY) still manages to remain topical (what else), witty and entertaining. I reckon a lot is down to the anchor. Sandy Toksvig does an excellent job keeping TNQ moving and is ably supported by Susan Calman and Jeremy Hardy with a limited number of "guests". Whereas HIGNFY seemed to go downhill once the Beeb sacked Angus Deayton and went down the "guest presenter" route

The popularity of Twitter killed HIGNFY. By the time Friday night comes around, the week's news has already been parodied, memed, Vined, dissected, chewed up and spat out. There isn't much left for the panel to say that hasn't already been said in the Twittersphere during the week. Add to that the fact that it can either be made or broken by the ever changing host and you've got a bit of a lame duck.

Yet the same doesn't happen to TNQ

He's pulled out www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-32244405

He's pulled out www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-32244405

There will be a fair few people wishing his dad would have with the amount of JC related crap filling the headlines at the moment.