Scotland, there is loads of room up there

As for where to build, it doesn't seem to be a problem near us. The place where I live has just about doubled in size over the last 30 years and still it increases.
I heard a while ago that Wakefield were having to take on some of Leeds "quota" for new houses ?

Back in the day, councils were able to buy agricultural land at agricultural prices. Unfortunately, one of the Tory governments decided that if the land was to be used for housing, the land owners should receive an appropriate price.
This made a lot of Tory land owners very happy and very rich.

A bit vague this post squire, not that I think your telling fibs but just when was back in the day, and which one of the Tory governments was it? and just to be clear irrespective of your political leanings, would you refuse on principal to sell your land to the Tories believing they were asking a price which was too inappropriate.

See Boris is in hiding again. It’s a good thing we’re not at war.

Don't think it would be much of a problem, one look at him and the enemy would fall over laughing.

They would never see him because at the first sign of trouble he would be in the underground shelter which he is fitting with new fridge doors to feel at home.

Give Boris a break Chissy it’s only killing 80 odd year olds

By the time he admitted there was a problem, we'd probably all be dead.

His defence minister would no doubt be taking "a much deserved holiday" and he's be "expanding his family" or doing "important government work"

Mind you, he's already helped take out many of the weak and vulnerable already, so, at lease we'd only be left with the fit and strong people to conscript.

Having said that, we could prevent the next war by locking Bojo and Queen Nicola in a lift and seeing which one stayed alive.

You really think he'd admit it if there was a problem
In fairness if you worked for Boris, wouldn't you deserve a holiday

He is working hard at his desk according to all the sacrificial ministers he is sending out which must be the title of the painting he is working on.

Yep read it again and it's still the same, if you believe he would not have admitted it then simply say that, not too difficult surely.
You just have done, maybe you just didn't realise it.

Sorry squire, I just thought that you must have mis read it, no worries.