Kelly .... 'Janet when you are up there on the stage singing, we could hear a pin drop'.

Well get Janet to fooking sing louder then Kelly!

I think Louis/Tulisa/Kelly/Gary* chose the wrong song for you

*delete as appropriate

Tulisa - "I'm so proud of you for doing this for women's rights, you're standing up for women against patriachy and oppression well done girls"

Louis - "I want everybody in Ireland/Liverpool/wherever the contestant is from to pick up the phone and vote for you tonight!"

Kelly - "I'd just like to hear your vocals/harmonies get a little bit tighter" (ie you are crap)

as for Gary whatever he says is in that Slow.Deliberate.Way.Of.Spea.King. like Paul Cullen on Sky.

Whatever he says, you can see his brain thinking, "Why am I doing this? I'm loaded, I shouldn't have to be putting up with this toss and getting grief from the leprechaun, some stroppy madam riding on Dappy's coat tails and Beyonce's cast off."

rlYou mean just like this?rl

They are good. Who does them?
I feel like I have a skill deficiency.
All my posts could be in that format.

Is it you?
Are you the man?
Teach me, teach me!

after a bit of googling I found they are FixFactorComic, if you look for them on twitter or facebook you will find all of the cartoons, some are pretty funny

Don't do twitter or facebook.
This is bad enough.
I can't be @rsed with unwanted friends.

Yes, they are on Twitter and Facebook. Luckily you can view them without joining. I don't see the point in Twitter either. Looked at Gary Barlow's, all he seems to do is post photos of his brew. Riveting stuff, shows me exactly why I haven't even bothered to create an account. Besides, "Fishsta" is already gone, someone called "Mpho Matsimela", who honestly looks nothing like me.

Anyway, if you go herehttp://twitter.com/#!/fixfactorcomicrl

There's a link on the bottom right, "View Images".

Much obliged Fishsta.

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Quote: Stand-Offish "Don't do twitter or facebook. This is bad enough. I can't be @rsed with unwanted friends. Twitter is perfect for people that just want a wide anonymous audience to hear every thought and opinion that comes out of their head. twitter.com/#!/GarrySchofield6

I read today that N Gallagher turned down Cowell's coin to be a Fix Factor judge... can't imagine him ever lowering himself that far like Barlow has. I'll never understand Barlow's decision to do that show, did he REALLY need it....?

Didn't Gallagher only turn it down because of some one sided feud with one of the judges after they claimed to know him well, when Gallagher said he'd never even met them?

Anyway Frankie is still in, so all is well with the world.
Despite Barlow saying that he lied the previous week and thought Frankie's performance stank and commented that this week was better, but not remarkably so.
Upshot ... Gary lies and Frankie is shoite. Wow such revelations!

Yeh, Gallagher said it on Jonathan Ross on Saturday. He said he was offered the position to replace Cowell because he wanted somebody similar to replace him. Noel replied by saying, "If I did do it, I'd probably just put a load of fat people through".