"keep the change, ya filthy animal!!!"

"Take your stinking paws off me you damn dirty ape!"

Just thought of a couple of others.

"I love the smell of napalm in the morning."
and

"If you will apologise to my mule,like I know your gonna do."

Kenneth Williams in Carry On Cleo

"Infamy,Infamy ! they've all got it in for me !"

Brian: Have I got a big nose, Mum?

Brian's Mum: Oh stop thinking about sex.

Brian : I wasn't.

Brian's Mum: You're always on about it. Morning, noon, and night. Will the girls
like this? Will the girls like that? Is it too big? Is it too small?

Bart: Are we awake?
Jim: We're not sure. Are we... black?
Bart: Yes, we are.
Jim: Then we're awake... but we're very puzzled.

Blazing Saddles

Fargo

"Well, the little guy was kinda funny-lookin"
"In what way?"
"I dunno... just funny-lookin'"
"Can you be any more specific?"
"I couldn't really say... He wasn't circumcised."
"Was he funny lookin' apart from that? "

Vincent Hanna: You know, we are sitting here, you and I, like a couple of regular fellas. You do what you do, and I do what I gotta do. And now that we've been face to face, if I'm there and I gotta put you away, I won't like it. But I tell you, if it's between you and some poor whose wife you're gonna turn into a widow, brother, you are going down.
Neil McCauley: There is a flip side to that coin. What if you do got me boxed in and I gotta put you down? Cause no matter what, you will not get in my way. We've been face to face, yeah. But I will not hesitate. Not for a second.
Vincent Hanna: Maybe that's the way it'll be...Or, who knows?
Neil McCauley: Or maybe we'll never see each other again.

i'm not a great movie person but Spaceballs (along with Blazing Saddles ) is brilliant !

Dark Helmet
Entire Bridge Crew
Dark Helmet
Roland: One.
Dark Helmet: One.
Colonel Sandurz: One.
Roland: Two.
Dark Helmet: Two.
Colonel Sandurz: Two.
Roland: Three.
Dark Helmet: Three.
Colonel Sandurz: Three.
Roland: Four.
Dark Helmet: Four.
Colonel Sandurz: Four.
Roland: Five.
Dark Helmet: Five.
Colonel Sandurz: Five.
Dark Helmet: So the combination is... one, two, three, four, five? That's the stupidest combination I've ever heard in my life! The kind of thing an idiot would have on his luggage!

Badges? We don't need no stinking badges.

Dang, that was lucky. Doggone near lost me a four hundred dollar handcart.

A wed wose. How womantic

Pink Panther Strikes Again...

Clouseau Zimmer.
Hotel Clerk: Ah, a 'rooooom'.
Clouseau: That is what I have been saying, you idiot. Reum. Zimmer.

and few from Sexy Beast amongst numerous in the film

Don Logan : I know a bloke, who knows a bloke, who knows a bloke. Now, you know this bloke."
Gal Dove : Do I?
Don Logan : This is a bloke you know.
and
Don : What's that?
Gal : It's a goat,they're a f**king nuisance.
Don : What's it lookin' at me for?

There are a few funny ones from this movie, but are likely to be frowned upon and get you a ban

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