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| Just got back from a friends funeral who drowned last week. I got a lot of abuse from the relatives about my floral tribute in the shape a lifejacket. But as I told everyone "It's what he would have wanted".
My wife slipped over in the bathroom last night and knocked herself out. As she lay there on the floor naked, p***y glinting in the light I thought ''this is my chance'' so I went to the pub
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| I took a vase to get valued on the Antiques Roadshow, and they told me it was 'absolutely priceless'.
Well, I got 4 quid for it at a car boot sale last weekend. Who's laughing now?
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Did you get rid of all the voices in your head? Do you now miss them and the things that they said?: |
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10123_1554736671.jpg "I've not come 'alfway round t'world fot watch us lose. And I've come halfway round t'world, an' av watched um lose":d7dc4b20b2c2dd7b76ac6eac29d5604e_10123.jpg |
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| So, bloke goes to the pub the other day and says "can I please have a bint of pitter and a lalf of hager?"
Landlord says "Don't you mean pint of bitter and half of lager?"
Bloke says "yes, I'm sorry. I tend to get my words mixed up sometimes"
Landlord says "yes, I know what you mean. only this morning I was coming downstairs and I meant to ask the wife if she fancied some breakfast, however I ended up saying "you've ruined my life you ugly fat biitch"
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10303_1313522771.jpg Bolton by birth,
Irish by blood,
LEYTHER by heart and soul!!
[quote="BBC Sport":suio7kr3]30/04/06 "Some of W*gan's travelling fans headed towards the exit before it was even over.".................no change there then!![/quote:suio7kr3]
[quote="Wembley71":suio7kr3].....They are our people. Drummond, Costello, Manfredi, Svabic, Martyn, Street, Tickle, Patel, Mossop, Horo, Bristow, Leuleui, Varley, Fleary, Rivett, Tabern, Doran, Woods, Donlan, Wilshire, Leaefa, Hansen, Sale, Murphy… these are all my people.
As a Leyther, you’re one of us the moment you come here to wear the shirt. I don't care where you were born, what colour you are, what religion you are, what language you speak. You're one of us, part of our culture, writing our history as you create your own, and making us stronger for it....[/quote:suio7kr3]:d7dc4b20b2c2dd7b76ac6eac29d5604e_10303.jpg |
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| Quote: justarugbyfan "I took a vase to get valued on the Antiques Roadshow, and they told me it was 'absolutely priceless'.
Well, I got 4 quid for it at a car boot sale last weekend. Who's laughing now?'"
I took summat to The Antiques Roadshow once.
I says to the expert "I recently moved into a large old terraced property, and I found this in my loft, and was wondering if you could let me know how much it's worth?"
"F*ck off!!" says he "and stop wasting my time!"
"...but I think it might be victorian." says I
"It's your cold water tank - Now F*ck Off!!!"
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| Why did fans avoid the front row seats at this years Snooker Championships? The queues were too long.
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| I remember when I was little, lying down with my eyes closed waiting for Santa to come.
Then there was the awkward silence as he got dressed and went.
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| What do Arsenal and Batman have in common? They just don't work without Robin.
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| So, Kim Jong Il has died. For those stupid people who don't keep up with current affairs, she was the leader of North Korea.
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| Grab your taco love, you've just pulled a dyslexic Mexican.
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| Kim Jong-Il’s family bought him a dog for Christmas. Now they’ll have to eat it without him.
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| Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store and play music. The iTit will cost from $499 to $699, depending on cup and speaker size.
This is considered a major social breakthrough because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them!
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| I went to Ann Summers at the White Rose today and bought my other half some crotchless knickers.
Did i feel horny? No, i just thought she needed a better grip on her broomstick.
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| I've been diagnosed with chronic fear of giants - Feefiphobia
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Black Backgrounds/Scooter.gif Looking forward to the future......
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| Sitting on a Train the other day and on gets a Beautifull thai Bird!!
I Gaze across in Amazement and say to myself Please dont get an Erection,Please dont get an Erection!!
And Guess what,
She bloody did..
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