Not going to reply to that

Ajw1 unable to extricate himself from it.

That is one mighty bush. He's a brave man.

It's a maneating tumbleweed species.
If you make a point (usually a link b'cos he's not bright enough to think of his own) then do a runner when asked to explain or questioned over said point, it will turn nasty and unequivocally devour the guilty culprit.

Usually scrotey white teens, was walking behind 4 of the the other day and 5 steps didnt go by before each of them gobbed on the floor.

Or footballers.

I propose a footballer cull instead of badgers, in the name of maple leaf, whos with me???

Funnily enough, I thought of this thread at the weekend while re-reading Raymond Chandler's [iLady in the Lake[/i.

Chandler has Marlowe commenting on the amount of people who meets who spit, including a mountain policeman who has a vast spittoon next to him in his office.

And all the characters who do spit are good ol' white boys.

I've been a bit of a phlegger in my day.
Don't bother as much these days but if I'm off for my morning paper and I've got a nose and mouth full of goz it's getting deposited somewhere externally in a discreet fashion.

Why not swallow it, its your mucous and its not going to harm you ?

Have you ever heard of pocket tissues?

Probably not but it's a bit gippy.

If only I was that organised.

Pretend its an oyster.