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I guess they just have to risk it, to get in a full shift.'"
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Now what was it that I asked about how many cats killed children?
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| Quote: Mintball "Now what was it that I asked about how many cats killed children?'"
All the dogs & cats in the world wouldn't have killed more children than politicians.
Maybe we should eradicate those bastads first? |
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"You are working for Satan." [i:2886spie]Kirkstaller[/i:2886spie]
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"We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars." [i:2886spie]Oscar Wilde[/i:2886spie]
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A fair point.
But still doesn't answer the question.
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| Quote: Mintball "Now what was it that I asked about how many cats killed children?'"
I'd guess none. But it appears Sally Cinnamon has tortured and killed at least one cat. |
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| Quote: Mintball "Now what was it that I asked about how many cats killed children?'"
How many have they saved? |
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| Quote: Mintball "Now what was it that I asked about how many cats killed children?'"
I gave you the answer several pages back - it depends on how big the cat is.
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| Quote: WormInHand "I'd guess none. But it appears Sally Cinnamon has tortured and killed at least one cat.'"
There is a self-professed catkiller who lives down our street.
He drinks in my local.
I'm blase on the subject. |
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What's the rumpus, Tom?
[quote="Pemps":1dso5atj]I can't confirm Bennett's exact words but I believe they were along the lines of "Strewth Ian, I wouldn't touch him with yours. He's a flammin' Gala". [/quote:1dso5atj]
[quote="Wigan Peer":1dso5atj]I keep my bin under 30mph to avoid fines...  [/quote:1dso5atj]
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| Quote: SmokeyTA "How many have they saved?'"
Not as many as mans most loyal friend i would guess |
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| Quote: Mintball "How many children have been savaged to death by cats?
Just askin'.'"
My arm is covered in scars. To be fair, my habit of making them do barrel rolls is partly to blame. I do have persistent injuries though.
They're house cats though. They only leave the house for vet visits, and their victim list only consists of any spiders that come down to ground level. When I first got them my door opened directly on to a main road and I wasn't letting them out there. When they're gone I'll likely do the same with the next lot. |
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| Quote: vbfg "My arm is covered in scars. To be fair, my habit of making them do barrel rolls is partly to blame. I do have persistent injuries though.
They're house cats though. They only leave the house for vet visits, and their victim list only consists of any spiders that come down to ground level. When I first got them my door opened directly on to a main road and I wasn't letting them out there. When they're gone I'll likely do the same with the next lot.'"
Given enough time you could have invented a new breed, the barrel roll cat, don't laugh I'm serious, given time the pigeon fanciers in the north east invented "tumbler" pigeons which literally fall out of the sky for no apparent reason, they saw this as something funny to watch although it was usually fatal for the bird of course.
I'd buy one of the new barrel roll cats especially if that was its preferred method of getting around the house. |
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| Quote: JerryChicken "I'd buy one of the new barrel roll cats especially if that was its preferred method of getting around the house.'"
For the fat(ter) one that would be wheelbarrows. Tickle her belly and she'll step on to your hand with her back feet. She'll go right across the front room like that just using her front legs.
I've broken my cats. There's a lot of psychological damage there. |
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The older I get, the better I was
Advice is what we seek when we already know the answer - but wish we didn't
I'd rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full-frontal lobotomy
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cod'ead wrote: "I have just snotted weissbier all over my keyboard & screen"
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"No amount of cajolery, and no attempts at ethical or social seduction, can eradicate from my heart a deep burning hatred for the Tory Party. So far as I am concerned they are lower than vermin." - Aneurin Bevan:2051.jpg |
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| Quote: vbfg "For the fat(ter) one that would be wheelbarrows. Tickle her belly and she'll step on to your hand with her back feet. She'll go right across the front room like that just using her front legs.
I've broken my cats. There's a lot of psychological damage there.'"
Your cats should get to know rlThe Bearrl aka My Sad Cat |
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| Quote: vbfg "For the fat(ter) one that would be wheelbarrows. Tickle her belly and she'll step on to your hand with her back feet. She'll go right across the front room like that just using her front legs.
I've broken my cats. There's a lot of psychological damage there.'"
Blimey, you're the feline equivalent to Josef Mengele, I bet other cats in your neighbourhood point to your house and whisper "...and you know, no cat has ever been seen outside of those doors, there was a dog once who looked in the window and what he saw, well, you wouldn't want to hear..." |
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