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| Quote: roversmad "Don't think it was, was it? ![]()
Explain?
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Did you get rid of all the voices in your head? Do you now miss them and the things that they said?: |
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| Quote: justarugbyfan "Explain?'"
Sigh..................You quoted a joke which was irrelevant to your joke.  |
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| What's the difference between a female mudfish and a male mudfish?
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| Quote: roversmad "Sigh..................You quoted a joke which was irrelevant to your joke. ![]()
Silly me 
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'when my life is over, the thing which will have given me greatest pride is that I was first to plunge into the sea, swimming freely underwater without any connection to the terrestrial world'
Yves Le Prieur, the real inventor of the aqualung: |
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In a recent Moray poll, 1000 Scousers were asked if Britain should change the national currecy to the Euro.
96.5% said that they were happy to keep the Giro
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You've got to hand it to midgets....
Sometimes they just can't reach.
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Jordan was said to have been in deep shock at the discovery of a mystery object on her car. Police have told her not to worry and explained that it is an indicator.
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I was the gym this morning when I noticed a hole in my trainer just big enough to get my finger in.
Anyway she's now made a formal complaint and I'm banned for life.
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All I got for christmas was a grain of rice, just a grain of rice, I said thanks uncle ben.
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Mrs Goldblatt has just come back from shopping with a Scouse Advent calander
when we opened it up, all the windows were boarded up, and some fecker's nicked all the chocolate
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| Quote: cjhatesunion "All I got for christmas was a grain of rice, just a grain of rice, I said thanks uncle ben.'"
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Man walks in to a chip shop and says can I have a steak and kidley pie please.
Server says don't you mean a steak and kidney pie?
Man says - that's what I said diddle I?
BOOM - BOOM!!!
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Jimmy Saville's last wish was to be buried in the Delorian car from Back to the Future with the date to be set to fluctuate repeatedly between today and yesterday - the dial was set to `now then' `now then' `now then'
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Fatima Whitbread, king of the jungle
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