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Greek yoghurt either orally or anally, best thing for relieving any burn of any type
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Take a ton of laxatives so if it's going to burn it'll only be for a short while.
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Thread of the year!
Try and make it one of those ones that splashes back, and aim the splash back to the affected area!
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Before you go, carefully extract the cardboard cylinder from the bog roll. Then carefully insert the cylinder up your backside, ensuring you do not squash it in the process. Thereafter, evacuate your bowels and hey presto! it won't touch the sides on the way out. Problem solved.
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| Lovely stuff RLFANS. Lovely stuff.
It's like the Sin Bin 2003.  |
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Does anyone else suffer from chilli willy as well? I think my internal wiring is screwed...
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| In a particularly severe case, you could combine methods.
i recommendhttp://www.virginmedia.com/images/zoom430x300.jpg" >
into a pot of Greek yoghurt
(Other products such as Calippo can work well, but the Zoom caters for a wide range of sphincter apertures, and if the end breaks off, is less prone to falling back out)
4. Insert rectally. Lave as long as liked. If in hurry, break off and leave sharp end in situ*
* If time is tight then you should acquire some of these, or similar
If used, consider in particular strife inserting small bag of frozen peas in gusset |
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| Quote: cod'ead "Greek yoghurt either orally or anally, best thing for relieving any burn of any type'"
This.
It’s horrible stuff but it took away the burning sensation I got from this super-hot sauce my mate gave me to try one time. |
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Try ripping off the top part of your fingernail so that it parts company with the skin underneath, I did last night while trying to scratch, ironically, my backside.
Jesus that hurts, I confessed to all sorts of things just to make it stop.
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