Welcome back Stanley!

I'd like to say you'd been missed, but...

ok... I'll go first.... I'll chat about a good book I read recently shall I? Oh, hang on, there is a thread for that already.

So instead, I'll chat about a fabulous recipe I've found. Just a minute there's the 'Food Thread'....

I know... I like computer games! Er... Hmmm... the 'Games Thread'.

Bugger it... I'll tell you a joke shall I? Oh dear... silly me.

Do you like Music? Do you watch films? Ah... hang on....

So instead of wasting what little effort it took to be critical, I'm sure even you could have used your imagination and started some basic topic of conversation.

You have 2 choices..... join in and change it, or swim further along the Irwell and haunt somebody else.

Happy Swimming Stanley.

Morning.

All peaks and troughs here at the moment.

afternoon everyone on thsi glorious day!!

Hello again Stanley...

Did you really mean '[ithis[/i' glorious day?

Oh dear Stanley, see what happens when you come on here being clever!

This will be getting locked through inactivity if we're not careful

Thread booster.

I have never seen anything clever on this page!

I was getting a hat for the wedding but you've fooked all that right up now Stanley you t!t!

u cock end! this thread is the only thing that keeps me going, I need to check that everyone gets up in the morning, logs on and say "Morning" everyday! surely you see the point of it?

Y'see Stanley... there's the thing.

You were invited to join in and spark some stimulating conversation!

But you let me down....

Oh Stanley.... Come on .... play the game eh?

That's because you don't drop by often enough!