Erm, most animal faeces is dangerous, not just cats, look up Toxocariasis 'if you don't think dog sh!7 isn't dangerous' (I've quoted your strange use of a double negative for effect)

No need to go to those lengths to find fox or badger poo - just borrow my dog for a day, if there's a patch of recent fox or badger poo anywhere within half a mile he'll find it and rub his face in it, many is the happy hour I've spent scrubbing his head clean with a yard brush and a hosepipe.

PS, wild animal poo REALLY stinks.

Oh I can so relate. Fox poo is usually green in colour too and very slimy. They say ketchup gets rid of the lingering smell but I've yet to put my precious ketchup all over my dogs

How many children have been savaged to death by cats?

Just askin'.

Depends where you're setting the bar for how big the cat can be.

Two of ours are rapacious: one only hunts in Spring but brings us endless quantities of May Bugs, the other is adept at catching and bringing home earthworms. All are alive when presented at my feet, the May Bugs get fed to the bearded dragons, the puffer fish love their earthworms.

rlneed to take their rail cards off them!rl

I have personally witnessed a pigeon get on the Piccadilly line at Hounslow West and travel to Hammersmith, standing by the doors and apparently ignoring them opening and closing at intervening stations.

Strange.

I mean, who'd want to go to Hammersmith?

It's how modern urban pigeons navigate.

Where once they used magnetic fields, now they just use the tube map.

Struggle a bit with it not being to scale, but then again they've only got brains the size of a thimble.

I know the answer to this, as i researched it for my Masters. It's when they need to take a dump so bad , they're too heavy to fly. Ealing and Acton are so full of shiitt they have to go somewhere with more space and underneath the flyover is ideal.

Not sure how far your research went but did it cover other vermin on the underground too?
In this case, mice.

Two things really ...

1. It was noticed in the early 1990's that many of the genuine underground mice (i.e. not mice on the 60% or so of the so-called underground that is actually above ground - [surprised? stick with RLFans.com, you learn all sorts]) have only a short pink stub instead of a tail. I read about it in the Evening Standard where a guy had observed such mice on the Victoria Line at Oxford Circus.
Not long after reading that I got quite excited when I spotted one at the Angel (I guessed it would have changed to the Northern Line at Kings Cross).
The question being, then, is this an evolutionary result and we are seeing a multiplication in stubby-tailed mice or just that they commonly get their tails accidentally amputated by leaving them on the rail or in some crevice between pieces of concrete or metal that closes up with the weight of the train when it goes by.

2. Again, relating to genuine underground-dwelling mice. They only come out at night-time. How do they know when night-time is? Circadian rythms? In mice that have never even seen daylight in their brief lives?

It's a puzzler.

Yes, i covered these subjects too.

1. The mice just found the price they were offered for their tails by Polish and Rumanian beef filler manufacturers too attractive to turn down.

2. No mystery. They get up when their alarm clocks go off, and they work nights cos there's no trains to run them over.

Hmm, well, I've seen them from as early as six in the evening, when there's still hours and hours before the trains knock off.
I guess they just have to risk it, to get in a full shift.