Sometimes, I guess there just aren't enough rocks - Forrest Gump

Quit worrying. You'll be back on your knees in no time - As Good as It Gets

" Say hello to my little friend "

From the same film.

Wake up,time to die.

Travis Bickle: You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talking... you talking to me? Well I'm the only one here. Who the do you think you're talking to? Oh yeah? OK.

DENNIS:
Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no
basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power
derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical
aquatic ceremony.
ARTHUR:
Be quiet!
DENNIS:
Well, but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power
just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!
ARTHUR:
Shut up!
DENNIS:
I mean, if I went 'round saying I was an emperor just because
some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me
away!
ARTHUR:
Shut up, will you? Shut up!
DENNIS:
Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system.
ARTHUR:
Shut up!
DENNIS:
Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help!
Help! I'm being repressed!

NI

NI

NI NI NI NI NI NI

From the Evil Dead trilogy.

"Someone's in my fruit cellar! Someone with a fresh soooul!"

"Yo, she-bitch! Let's go!"

"Gimme some sugar, baby."

"Alright. Who wants some?"


From Brain Dead.

"Your mother ate my dog!" "Not all of it."

"I kick ass for the Lord!"


Phantasm.

"Boooy!"

"The funeral is about to begin... SIIIRRR!"

And of course a favorite of mine. So much so that features in my sig.

From the film They Live.

"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass, and I am all out of bubblegum."

Go and boil your bottoms, you sons of silly persons!


You don't frighten us, English pig dogs. Go and boil your bottoms, you sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called "Arthur King," you and all your silly English K-nig-hts.

I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries

The Departed
"Who are you?"
"I'm the guy who does his job, you must be the other guy!"

"When I was your age they would say we can become cops, or criminals. Today, what I'm saying to you is this: when you're facing a loaded gun, what's the difference?"

Marathon Man.

Christian Szell Get a doctor!
Dr. Josef Mengele No, he's in the kitchen mixing us some cocktails!

"One day son, all of this will be yours" <sweeps hand across the castle window>
"What, the curtains ?"

[iIf your ever in Des Moines, don't send me a postcard.[/i

The chinaman is not the issue here, Dude. I'm talking about drawing a line in the sand, Dude. Across this line, you DO NOT... Also, Dude, chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian-American, please.

Obviously you're not a golfer.

What do you do for recreation
Oh, the usual. I bowl. Drive around. The occasional acid flashback.

Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon... with nail polish.

Hey, careful, man, there's a beverage here!

I've had a rough night, and I hate the f****** Eagles, man

Seeing as I watched it yet again, last night. 2.865234375:5