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What is six inches long and makes a man groan as soon as a woman touches it?
A gear stick.
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Last week my wife caught me in bed with Fatima Whitbread.
'It's not what it looks like', I pleaded.
'Well, what is it then?' she asked with a puzzled look on her face.
'A woman', I replied.
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Neither glass half full or empty. Just a realist.:d7dc4b20b2c2dd7b76ac6eac29d5604e_49863.jpg |
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I woke up this morning, with the itchiest ar53 imaginable, and asked my wife what it was
"ringsting" she replied.
"Why?" I said "what's that pretentious Geordie git gonna know?"
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What if the hokey-cokey really is what it's all about?:d7dc4b20b2c2dd7b76ac6eac29d5604e_18940.jpg |
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Barman says 'We don't serve neutrinos here'.
A neutrino walks into a bar. (geddit?)
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When my club didn't exist it was still bigger than yours:d7dc4b20b2c2dd7b76ac6eac29d5604e_8.jpg |
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Why did the chicken cross the Möbius strip?
To get to the same side.
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| Quote: vbfg "Why did the chicken cross the Möbius strip?
To get to the same side.'"
All these jokes about Fatima Whitbread have to stop. That's someone's son  |
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Did you get rid of all the voices in your head? Do you now miss them and the things that they said?: |
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| Quote: justarugbyfan "Quote: justarugbyfan "Why did the chicken cross the Möbius strip?
To get to the same side.'"
All these jokes about Fatima Whitbread have to stop. That's someone's son ![]()
Don't think it was, was it? 
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Had a pelican bhuna last night. It was delicious but the bill was massive.
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| Quote: roversmad "Don't think it was, was it? ![]()
Explain?
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Did you get rid of all the voices in your head? Do you now miss them and the things that they said?: |
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| Quote: justarugbyfan "Explain?'"
Sigh..................You quoted a joke which was irrelevant to your joke.  |
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| What's the difference between a female mudfish and a male mudfish?
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| Quote: roversmad "Sigh..................You quoted a joke which was irrelevant to your joke. ![]()
Silly me 
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