No boat people but 9 mackerel, 5 pollock and a couple of flounders registered this weekend thus far by the Border Patrol.

The Border Patrol apprehended the owl and the pussycat last evening.

What happened to their pea-green boat?

The Royal Navy stuck a couple of torpedoes in it.
Better safe than sorry were national security is involved.

In breaking news the Home Secretary is about to convene an emergency press conference. The Border Patrol have informed him they apprehended a terrorist rubber duck last night, laden with a backpack full of deadly explosives. https://www.google.com/search?q=rubber+ ... zDGRXccOrM

In breaking news the Home Secretary is about to convene an emergency press conference. The Border Patrol have informed him they apprehended a terrorist rubber duck last night, laden with a backpack full of deadly explosives. https://www.google.com/search?q=rubber+ ... zDGRXccOrM

No longer welcome in France so over la Manche they float.

Yep, 'cos they will be welcome here ??


Overblown posturing by Javed, trying to get himself in poll position for the next Tory leader.
We have the navy patrolling the English Channel but, why havent we got the army patrolling the M6.
Travelling by road seems a fair bit safer than crossing the channel in a dinghy.

The whole fiasco(having the Navy patrolling the Channel) is a piublicity stunt.

It's all a game, innit?
Just like the Donald and his wall.
Followers of retardment seems to be the [iin[/i vogue.
I is considering becoming one of those yellow-vests outside the Commons or a self appointed paedophile-hunter just so's I can just fit in like.

Not long to the "big vote" and Mrs May looks set for a heavy defeat.
Having waited until the very last minute to try and engage with anyone other than her own cabinet, she will get what she deserves and be forced to resign (the men in suits are following her every move).
The real question is what happens next ?
Deal, no deal, round the block again with a second referendum or Corbyn gaining power through a General Election (an still trying to lead a split parliament through the Brexit process).

I know that we all knew what we were voting for but, none of us expected the utter fiasco that we currently have.

Not long to the "big vote" and Mrs May looks set for a heavy defeat.
Having waited until the very last minute to try and engage with anyone other than her own cabinet, she will get what she deserves and be forced to resign (the men in suits are following her every move).
The real question is what happens next ?
Deal, no deal, round the block again with a second referendum or Corbyn gaining power through a General Election (an still trying to lead a split parliament through the Brexit process).

I know that we all knew what we were voting for but, none of us expected the utter fiasco that we currently have.


Maybe we should get Noel Edmunds out of retirement for one last episode of "Deal or No deal" and line up Boris, Farage, May, Corbyn and maybe Nick Clegg all with a little red box apiece.

Not long to the "big vote" and Mrs May looks set for a heavy defeat.
Having waited until the very last minute to try and engage with anyone other than her own cabinet, she will get what she deserves and be forced to resign (the men in suits are following her every move).
The real question is what happens next ?
Deal, no deal, round the block again with a second referendum or Corbyn gaining power through a General Election (an still trying to lead a split parliament through the Brexit process).

I know that we all knew what we were voting for but, none of us expected the utter fiasco that we currently have.

Should never have invoked A50 until we had agreement about what we wanted.

What happens if they have another vote and the vote delivers the same result - do we leave with no deal, or do we keep having votes until we get a remain vote?

Unless there is proof of a huge swing in either direction (either a hardening of Brexit or in favour of remain), another referendum will just pro long the agony.
Having said that, it appears that Labour are leaning towards remaining in a customs union, keeping us somewhat closer to the EU, whilst allowing a "soft" border in Ireland.
Mind you, they have been blowing with the wind for the last 2 1/2 years so their policy could change at any time. Plus, there is no certainty of either an election or, Labour success in an election.

The big question still remains, why the hell didn't the Tories rally ALL support for Brexit straight after the referendum result and pin Laboutr down to leaving the EU, instead of waiting until it was too late and opposite opinions became further entrenched.


As things stand, assuming that The Tories remain in power, the only way we will leave is with no deal and there seems little appetite for that option