Won't work. The principle is that flood, pestilence, war, etc affects those nations who give up their Christian faith. The drought-ridden lands may still have their faith or may have always been heathens.

Not being funny but are you sure you haven't got AIDS if you've been knocking around with a load of them?

We've all got Aids, I forgot to wear protective gloves when shaking their hands, at least they accept me now though, I tell them I'm straight and I get funny looks but I follow it up with "but don't worry, my white blood cells hate me" the doorman even ask you on the door "you got Aids mate?"
"Yeah bruv"
"Ok but healthy mate can't come in unless one of us gays breathes on him, either that or make him sit down on the toilet in the back"

Does that mean you always bite?

Who? The homosexuals?

Why would that be worrying?

Hardly.

The repercussions of gay marriage? Gay people will get married. End of.

What's the explanation for flooding in this country before gay marriage was made legal?

I'll be buggered if I know.

Well obviously, god knew this was what was going to happen, and so was getting his retaliation in first.

I'd have thought it was obvious?

Presumably they tried gay marriage at least once before in history and only Noah spoke out against it, luckily he was also a boat builder.