Perhaps you could ask kirkstaller if it's the same guy that comes round for tea?

Kirkstaller strikes me as one of those Christians that imagines a white Jesus. In fact, don't they all imagine that?

As long as he didn't eat it, he could still be the Messiah.

That snot necessarily true.

Nope, my mistake. It was Jamie Jones-Buchanan after all. I mean Jesus' head would never be that shape.

But I did meet Jesus in another deep spiritual interaction, he said that Kirkstaller has it all wrong. Evolution is true, creationism is incorrect and it's just plain silly to take the bible literally and not apply its teachings to modern standards.
He said that the whole point of him going around doing good deeds was to try and inspire other people to also do good deeds, not blindly follow some ised interpretation of what he was trying to do or to take his teachings and tales as literal but as metaphors for how someone should live their life.
Basically he said that you only need to live by the bit that says "treat others as you would wish to be treated" and you'll do fine and fulfill his goal of trying to make things better.

Now I don't believe a word these so-called "scientists" say about evolution and the big bang and what have you, but I have faith in Jesus. So there. Conclusive proof, backed up with incontrovertible evidence.

That is rather good.

I'll be watching JJB very closely this evening for signs of divinity.

His party trick is turning wine into pi[is[/is

I don't know if you noticed, but he and his team were crucified by the Exiles.

It's not just the schools, they've infiltrated rlThe National Trustrl now.

That's the last penny the Trust will see from me

I hope they give as much credence to the story of Finn the Giant and his pavement to Scotland as they do the Creationist explanation, it has as much legitimacy although the Giant story doesn't have quite the same amount of comic value.

Me too.
Well, almost.
He told me the bible was nowt to do with him or his dad and was written by human beings.
He said that him and his dad wished we'd all be nice to each other, it would make a nice change.

Indeed, likewise I'll not be giving them any of my cash in a hurry.