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5728.jpg [b]The real troubles in your life are apt to be things that never crossed your worried mind
The kind that blindside you at 4pm on some idle Tuesday.
Do one thing everyday that scares you.
Don’t be reckless with other people’s hearts, don’t put up with people who are reckless with yours.
Don’t waste your time on jealousy-sometimes you’re ahead, sometimes
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| Quote: Dave Lister "A Korma isn't spicy food.'"
Nobody said it was. Oh wait....you're trying to be funny.
Sorry.
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| Quote: RooRoo "Nobody said it was. Oh wait....you're trying to be funny.
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He succeeded though.
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2051.jpg The older I get, the better I was
Advice is what we seek when we already know the answer - but wish we didn't
I'd rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full-frontal lobotomy
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| Never, ever engage in unprotected anal sex with anyone who has recently eaten a curry. You get one of those chilli seeds wedged behind your foreskin and you'll know what burning feels like
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44480_1390845286.jpg It's been fun.:d7dc4b20b2c2dd7b76ac6eac29d5604e_44480.jpg |
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| Quote: cod'ead "Never, ever engage in unprotected anal sex with anyone who has recently eaten a curry. You get one of those chilli seeds wedged behind your foreskin and you'll know what burning feels like'"
At least we have solved Cragganmore Kid's problem.
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13011.gif [color=red:17c7k77w][size=200:17c7k77w][b:17c7k77w]I READ THE AUP BUT PREFERRED THE MOVIE[/b:17c7k77w][/size:17c7k77w][/color:17c7k77w]:13011.gif |
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| Quote: Horatio Yed "At least we have solved Cragganmore Kid's problem.'"
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| Quote: cod'ead "Never, ever engage in unprotected anal sex with anyone who has recently eaten a curry. You get one of those chilli seeds wedged behind your foreskin and you'll know what burning feels like'"
Never had you down as a bender (women only eat Kormas).
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44480_1390845286.jpg It's been fun.:d7dc4b20b2c2dd7b76ac6eac29d5604e_44480.jpg |
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| Quote: THECherry&Whites "Vaseline. Before you get the urge to push, ensure you get a good dollop of the stuff on your middle finger. Insert the said finger to the first knuckle joint (there is no need to go any further, your not attempting to massage your prostrate this time) and working in a slow circular motion, remove the finger ensuring all the vaseline is left behind. Make sure you smear a little on the outside of the rusty sheriffs badge also. Works a treat.
That's a normal night for anyone with a WN postcode.
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| Dial 999, and let them sort it out.
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51653_1307355797.gif [color=#0000FF:35xquhf5][b:35xquhf5]"...……. et jusqu’a ma mort je me rappellerai chaque seconde de ce matin de janvier."[/b:35xquhf5][/color:35xquhf5]
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| Quote: McLaren_Field "Jackson the German Shepherd Dog stole a whole hot 'n spicy pizza that had just been delievered to one of my daughters while the wife and I were on holiday this year, she thought she'd mislaid it at first because he ate all of it, including the box, it was only when he started squirting liquid hot 'n spicy pizza all over the garden that she realised what had happened to it.
The wife and I got a text message in our hotel in Corfu, "Come home please, dog sh[iitt[/iing all over house"'"
Two things that really upset me in that post.
1. People who are too lazy to go and get their own pizza or cook for themselves.
2. Kids who pester/cry to their parents when the tt hits the fan (Literally in this case)
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| Quote: peggy "Two things that really upset me in that post.
1. People who are too lazy to go and get their own pizza or cook for themselves.
2. Kids who pester/cry to their parents when the tt hits the fan (Literally in this case)'"
Oh I hear you.
My two are employed and earning their own salaries and paying board to live with us - they order takeaways at least three or four times a week, I've given up explaining to them that our local Chinese takeaway owner drives an E series Merc on their food orders.
I liken myself now to Don Corleone when at a meeting with Sollozzo he speaks of Sonny, "I have a sentimental weakness for my children and I spoil them, as you can see" I say that out loud every time I ask who is going to do the washing up and then find myself doing it .
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33934.gif BLACK AND WHITES
East is East,West is West,
and never the twain shall meet.
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"I" said the sparrow "With my bow and arrow.":33934.gif |
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| The answer is simple.If the chilli is hot whilst eating it,take a slice of banana,it takes the heat away.Ergo,after eating a chilli,shove a banana up your ass.
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17219_1385659818.jpg onetiger = half a cabbage
The night is dark and full of terrors.
Winter is coming.:d7dc4b20b2c2dd7b76ac6eac29d5604e_17219.jpg |
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| Quote: Damo-Leeds "This.
It’s horrible stuff but it took away the burning sensation I got from this super-hot sauce my mate gave me to try one time.'"
That just comes over all wrong Damo.
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33934.gif BLACK AND WHITES
East is East,West is West,
and never the twain shall meet.
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"I" said the sparrow "With my bow and arrow.":33934.gif |
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| Ah one ,two ,three,..........
"Chill-ee ,is a burning thing,and it makes a fiery ring................................................
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23350_1468449137.jpg [quote="roger daly":1a7cbd66]Oh dear, I believe you would be classed as s[sic] typical Wigan fan[/quote:1a7cbd66]
[quote="wrencat1873":1a7cbd66]It's the mighty Wigan, they can do whatever they want.[/quote:1a7cbd66]
[quote="Big lads mate":1a7cbd66]you arrogant pot prick[/quote:1a7cbd66]
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[quote="Willzay":1a7cbd66]you cocky pie eating c*nt.[/quote:1a7cbd66]:d7dc4b20b2c2dd7b76ac6eac29d5604e_23350.jpg |
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