What I'm looking for is someone who can contribute to what England has given to the world: culture, sophistication, genius. A little bit more than an 'ot dog, know what I mean?

The Mafia? I've 'em.

Erroll: Well, he don't like Colin. I mean, queers get right up his hooter, you know?
Harold: After what happened this morning, you'd have to find his hooter to get up it.
Erroll: Is something up with him, then?
Harold: Well, let's put it this way. Apart from his asshole being about fifty yards away from his brains, and the choirboys playing "'unt the thimble" with the rest of him, he ain't too happy


Pool Attendant: They kept it all incognito. They're gonna collect the body in an ice cream van.
Harold: There's a lot of dignity in that, isn't there? Going out like a raspberry ripple.

I'm glad I found out in time just what a partnership with a pair of s like you would've been. A sleeping partner's one thing, but you're in a ing coma!


All from one of the best films of all time, The Long Good Friday

Jesus Christ! ..................... That's Jason Bourne.

or

What have the Romans ever done for us ?

or

Get away from her, YOU BITCH !

One for our very own [igreed is good[/i Sin Binners.

Car Rental Agent Welcome to Marathon, may I help you?
Neal: Yes.
Car Rental Agent: How may I help you?
Neal: You can start by wiping that f*cking dumb-a*s smile off your rosey, f*cking, cheeks! And you can give me a f*cking automobile: a f*cking Datsun, a f*cking Toyota, a f*cking Mustang, a f*cking Buick! Four f*cking wheels and a seat!
Car Rental Agent: I really don't care for the way you're speaking to me.
Neal: And I really don't care for the way your company left me in the middle of f*cking nowhere with f*cking keys to a f*cking car that isn't f*cking there. And I really didn't care to f*cking walk, down a f*cking highway, and across a f*cking runway to get back here to have you smile in my f*cking face. I want a ing car RIGHT F*CKING NOW!
Car Rental Agent: May I see your rental agreement?
Neal: I threw it away.
Car Rental Agent: Oh boy.
Neal: Oh boy, what?
Car Rental Agent: You're f*cked!

"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass, and I'm all out of bubblegum"

"The first rule of fight club, you don't talk about fight club. The second rule of fight club, YOU DON'T TALK ABOUT FIGHT CLUB!"

"A waffer thin mint Monsieur?"

"Sit down and shut up you big bald f@ck!"

(sorry if it this is already on here, couldn't be bothered to check)

Another couple of favourite from the same movie:

"Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible c@nt... me."

and one particularly relevant to some of the posters on this website:

"You should never underestimate the predictability of stupidity."

We've had a line from I and III so we might as well go the full hog with one from II.
Agree-cracking film.Here's another

Robert DeNiro and Charles Grodin's exchange in the train restaraunt carriage.

(Grodin first)

Mardukas : Why would you eat that?
Walsh : Why?Cos it taste's good
Mardukas : But it's not good for you
Walsh : I'm aware of that
Mardukas : Well why would you do something that you know is not good for you?
Walsh : Cos I don't think about it
Mardukas : Well that's living in denial
Walsh : Living in denial?
Mardukas : Yeh
Walsh : I'm aware of that
Mardukas : So your aware of all your behaviour yet continue to do things that aren't good for you,that sound's sort of foolish don't you think so Jack?
Walsh : No.Stealing $15,000,000 off Jimmy Serrano sound's foolish
Mardukas : I didn't think I'd get caught
Walsh : Now that's living in denial
Mardukas : I'm aware of that
Walsh : Oh so your aware of your behaviour and yet you continue to do things that aren't good for you,sound's kind of foolish to me don't you think so John?

The [ifistophobia[/i line from DeNiro is another classic.

Sometimes, I guess there just aren't enough rocks - Forrest Gump

Quit worrying. You'll be back on your knees in no time - As Good as It Gets