Leaving aside the fact that you're probably making it up - was that before or after he was outed as being involved in an international paedophile sex slave operation?

It's quite telling that the revelations about Andrew appear to have caused the royal family, and the media, significantly less anguish than James Hewitt's progeny deciding to eff off with his wife and kid.

Have they renamed a borough of Leigh to south of France?

I'm so worried about the prince and his wife having enough to get by and be financially independent.
I do hope he wont have to source out his local food bank so that Archie can have his fill of spaghetti alphabet.
Worrying times.

It's amusing to see how angry the gammon hordes were at Meghan Markle joining the Royal Family; with Piers Morgan as their unit commander, they stormed the ramparts of her wokeness, her fondness for avocados and her constant touching of her baby bump - and most fiercely, they attacked the fact that Harry was much more fun when he was shooting brown people and dressing up as a Nazi.

It's even more amusing that after their thinly veiled racist rants, with Commander Piers doing so with stalkerish zeal in the Daily Mail, appear to have successfully convinced her to resign and leave the country, they are now very angry indeed that she's decided to resign and leave the country.

What a topsy-turvy world the gammon inhabit; angry, frustrated and bitter - and incapable of happiness, even when they get what they want. I don't know why they don't just have a sit down and enjoy a nice relaxing vegan sausage roll.

I've set up a justgiving page, just in case they really start to struggle.

Does anyone really think that, of any couple on the planet, that these two wont be able to make an absolute fortune.
If their move to Canada is embraced by the Royal Family, they will be set for life and if they are ostracised from The Royal Family, they will be made for life.
Whilst I accept that there is a "story" here, the media overload is just ridiculous and it's the self same media that have made Markle feel uncomfortable in the first place - it's like it was all a plan to sell chip paper.
On a related note, does anyone else think that Kate Middleton is turning into Karen Carpenter ? Losing weight, wearing those 70's style clothes that hide the frailty underneath and bitterly oppressed ?
The pseudo worry and anger from the masses ought to spare her some thought.

Whos William been porking

Been all over the foreign press for a long time before the Royal PR machine and their friends in the British media had to shut it down.
It's not been easy for him.
Possibly learnt his traits from his xenophobic, racist Grandfather. His adulterating father, or his uncles alleged rape of a minor.
Sterling role models.

Don't forget his adulterus mother and toe sucking aunt.

Well I have to say I have not heard a whistle about that - suppose he’s got to keep up the family tradition

The apple never falls far from the tree.

No proof any apples fell anywhere on this one.

I can imagine a conversation round the royal breakfast table going like....

Queen, "What are we going to do about Andrew, this wont blow over. We need something to distract the press from it"

Philip.."Get the ginger one to spit his dummy out and bugger off with his wife, that should keep the press busy and forget about Andrew""

Yes, but the Princess of Hearts singlehandedly cleared all them minefields with just a visor and a metal-detector......Incredible,
As for the Princess of Pork, just an old free-loading munter who's still giving her 'unwavering support' to the pal of that deceased paedo.