I don't have any, but schucks, I'll get over it.

I know so many gay people I'm surprised I'm not drowning right now... that sentence sounds a bit wrong come to think of it.

Are you a puff magnet?

I did read that he said that he never drinks less than 8 pints in a session. I wondered if ill health had forced him to cut back.

No I've done plenty of charity work in the past for my friend, a gay charity set up when his partner died.
Subsequently I now have loads of gay friends, they don't bite you know...

unless you ask them too

It does sound a bit wrong but we know exactly what you mean

Won't work. The principle is that flood, pestilence, war, etc affects those nations who give up their Christian faith. The drought-ridden lands may still have their faith or may have always been heathens.

We've all got Aids, I forgot to wear protective gloves when shaking their hands, at least they accept me now though, I tell them I'm straight and I get funny looks but I follow it up with "but don't worry, my white blood cells hate me" the doorman even ask you on the door "you got Aids mate?"
"Yeah bruv"
"Ok but healthy mate can't come in unless one of us gays breathes on him, either that or make him sit down on the toilet in the back"

Who? The homosexuals?

Why would that be worrying?

Hardly.

The repercussions of gay marriage? Gay people will get married. End of.

What's the explanation for flooding in this country before gay marriage was made legal?

I'll be buggered if I know.