Why do keep switching between accounts Mr. McField/Chicken?

Because this stupid frikkin computer at home refuses to recognise the fact that I've retired the McField one for solely banning purposes at times when my apprentice falls asleep on the job, whereas the computer at work has a far more modern approach to life and fully embraces the new status quo.

Ah, I see, I'm sure young Wheelio will come good.

Perhaps you could make Mr. Field really horrible and Mr. Chicken really benevolent, therefore reflecting your ongoing frustrations at your spendthrift bread knife and taxi demanding offspring.

A possible solution to avoid the Olympic Branding Stasi

I just assumed McField had been banned.

As for Wheels, there'll be bans handed out for typing "been" instead of "being". The Leeds board will be like the average member of the Tory Party, near death.

And rightly so. </grammar pedant>

rlAuntie denies residents access to their own flatsrl

rlDon't tweet any O****** jokes.rl

The fact you posted this is as a joke right?

Absolutely.

Censorship is a massive joke.

The renaming of your link is very misleading, we're allowed to make jokes as long as we make no money from it

But y'kno, if you had said that it wouldn't have been as dramatic as ''DON'T TWEET OLYMPIC JOKES''

Shhhhh, I don't think she's realised.

Hanging is too good for the bast@rd

rlG4S replaced by local security staffrl

At least the money is remaining in the Nort-East economy now.

What that really means is that they've gone and asked Newcastle Utd "Who do you use because our lot are fskin useless".