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| This has to be the best thread of the year!
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| Jackson the German Shepherd Dog stole a whole hot 'n spicy pizza that had just been delievered to one of my daughters while the wife and I were on holiday this year, she thought she'd mislaid it at first because he ate all of it, including the box, it was only when he started squirting liquid hot 'n spicy pizza all over the garden that she realised what had happened to it.
The wife and I got a text message in our hotel in Corfu, "Come home please, dog sh[iitt[/iing all over house"
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2760_1608132744.jpg [quote="king warrior":2yifc012]Dave do us a favour and gtfo you wopper[/quote:2yifc012]:d7dc4b20b2c2dd7b76ac6eac29d5604e_2760.jpg |
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| Quote: RooRoo "Let me rephrase, is it only women who can eat spicy food and not suffer this problem?'"
A Korma isn't spicy food.
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28995_1336988015.jpg Christianity: because you're so awful you made God kill himself.:d7dc4b20b2c2dd7b76ac6eac29d5604e_28995.jpg |
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| Quote: Dave Lister "A Korma isn't spicy food.'"
I liked that a lot.
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| Quote: Dave Lister "A Korma isn't spicy food.'"
Nobody said it was. Oh wait....you're trying to be funny.
Sorry.
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| Quote: RooRoo "Nobody said it was. Oh wait....you're trying to be funny.
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He succeeded though.
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| Never, ever engage in unprotected anal sex with anyone who has recently eaten a curry. You get one of those chilli seeds wedged behind your foreskin and you'll know what burning feels like
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| Quote: cod'ead "Never, ever engage in unprotected anal sex with anyone who has recently eaten a curry. You get one of those chilli seeds wedged behind your foreskin and you'll know what burning feels like'"
At least we have solved Cragganmore Kid's problem.
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| Quote: Horatio Yed "At least we have solved Cragganmore Kid's problem.'"
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| Quote: cod'ead "Never, ever engage in unprotected anal sex with anyone who has recently eaten a curry. You get one of those chilli seeds wedged behind your foreskin and you'll know what burning feels like'"
Never had you down as a bender (women only eat Kormas).
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| Quote: THECherry&Whites "Vaseline. Before you get the urge to push, ensure you get a good dollop of the stuff on your middle finger. Insert the said finger to the first knuckle joint (there is no need to go any further, your not attempting to massage your prostrate this time) and working in a slow circular motion, remove the finger ensuring all the vaseline is left behind. Make sure you smear a little on the outside of the rusty sheriffs badge also. Works a treat.
That's a normal night for anyone with a WN postcode.
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| Dial 999, and let them sort it out.
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| Quote: McLaren_Field "Jackson the German Shepherd Dog stole a whole hot 'n spicy pizza that had just been delievered to one of my daughters while the wife and I were on holiday this year, she thought she'd mislaid it at first because he ate all of it, including the box, it was only when he started squirting liquid hot 'n spicy pizza all over the garden that she realised what had happened to it.
The wife and I got a text message in our hotel in Corfu, "Come home please, dog sh[iitt[/iing all over house"'"
Two things that really upset me in that post.
1. People who are too lazy to go and get their own pizza or cook for themselves.
2. Kids who pester/cry to their parents when the tt hits the fan (Literally in this case)
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