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Man City are set to welcome back Carlos Tevez to the first-team squad. A spokesman said: "Halloween just wouldn't be the same without him."
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I bought that new 'Best of Carlos Tevez' DVD
But it wouldn't play
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[color=#0000FF:35xquhf5][b:35xquhf5]"...……. et jusqu’a ma mort je me rappellerai chaque seconde de ce matin de janvier."[/b:35xquhf5][/color:35xquhf5]
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| Quote: justarugbyfan "Sorry to anyone who may find this offensive but I thought it was quite funny.
The government have advised people to watch out that they're not being sold fake 2012 Olympic tickets.
I think I'll be alright though. My tickets for the men's wheelchair triple jump seem genuine enough.'"
Actualy I found that very funny. |
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| Quote: peggy "Actualy I found that very funny.'"
Are you in training mate? |
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[color=#0000FF:35xquhf5][b:35xquhf5]"...……. et jusqu’a ma mort je me rappellerai chaque seconde de ce matin de janvier."[/b:35xquhf5][/color:35xquhf5]
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| Quote: WIZEB "Are you in training mate?'"
I am having trials for Leigh at the moment. Managed to kick a rugby ball about 10 foot and stayed on my feet, they didn't seem too impressed with me until I said I would play for nowt and then they thrust a contract in my face. |
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'when my life is over, the thing which will have given me greatest pride is that I was first to plunge into the sea, swimming freely underwater without any connection to the terrestrial world'
Yves Le Prieur, the real inventor of the aqualung: |
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Police marksmen covering the dale farm eviction were required to shoot 3 times. They won a goldfish, a teddy and an inflateable hammer
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| Quote: rover49 "Police marksmen covering the dale farm eviction were required to shoot 3 times. They won a goldfish, a teddy and an inflateable hammer'"
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My employment advisor today asked me if I’ve been looking for jobs. I responded it’s pointless because he’s dead.
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When Chris Eubank says "bithneth" that's when you know he really means business.
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Don't walk behind me, I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me, I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend. -Albert Camus:46524.jpg |
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The Pakistan Cricket team have issued a statement expressing their shock at the involvement of three Pakistani players in match fixing and promised to clean up their act before the 2-1 series defeat to the West Indies next year.
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What's six inches long and not being sucked anymore?
Jimmy Savile's cigar
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Suicide bombers if you really want to see 70 virgins, then simply pop down to GAME at midnight.
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| Quote: LFCPatriotRhino "Suicide bombers if you really want to see 70 virgins, then simply pop down to GAME at midnight.'"
Haha that's a good one.
It's not mine but;
So when Gary says Frankie Cocozza has been "really concentrating on his lines this week", it's not to do with his songs? |
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Police suspect foul play in the death of Joe Frazier. They are currently grilling George Foreman.
An asteroid has narrowly missed the Earth by 201,000 miles.
Scientists have named it "Emile Heskey".
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| Quote: Catalancs "Police suspect foul play in the death of Joe Frazier. They are currently grilling George Foreman.
An asteroid has narrowly missed the Earth by 201,000 miles.
Scientists have named it "Emile Heskey".'"
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