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| A man got on the bus with both of his front trouser pockets full of golf
balls and sat down next to a beautiful (you guessed it) blonde.
The puzzled blonde kept looking at him and his bulging pockets.
Finally, after many glances from her, he said, "It's golf balls."
The blonde continued to look at him for a very long time, thinking
deeply about what he had said.
After several minutes, not being able to contain her curiosity any
longer, she asked, "Does it hurt as much as tennis elbow?"
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| Teachers eh ... One minute you're taking a register ... next minute you;re on one
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| Tulisa has announced she will be naked in her next video.
It's not a cynical ploy to sell records, it's just because JJB Sports has closed down.
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| They have just found Jimmy Savile's diary.
His last entry was about 10 years old.
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| One paper carried photos of three women who had made allegations about Jimmy Savile. They showed a photo taken at the time and one showing how they look now.
The caption read Now Then, Now Then, Now Then
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| saville was asked how old his latest girlfriend was. he replied
now ten now ten
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| Damned deaf vigilantes
They've just beaten up Jimmy Summerville by mistake
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| Gonna go for an alternative halloween costume this year and try to scare middle-aged women instead.
My costume will consist of a long blonde wig, a tracksuit, lots of gold chains and a cigar.
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| I see Jimmy Savile's family have removed his gravestone along with all the flowers growing around it as a sign of respect to his victims.
So it just leaves a small hole with no bush around it.
Just what Jimmy would have wanted
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| I just bumped into Audley Harrison in Tesco. I said, "Sorry mate, give me your hand and I'll pull you up".
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10303_1313522771.jpg Bolton by birth,
Irish by blood,
LEYTHER by heart and soul!!
[quote="BBC Sport":suio7kr3]30/04/06 "Some of W*gan's travelling fans headed towards the exit before it was even over.".................no change there then!![/quote:suio7kr3]
[quote="Wembley71":suio7kr3].....They are our people. Drummond, Costello, Manfredi, Svabic, Martyn, Street, Tickle, Patel, Mossop, Horo, Bristow, Leuleui, Varley, Fleary, Rivett, Tabern, Doran, Woods, Donlan, Wilshire, Leaefa, Hansen, Sale, Murphy… these are all my people.
As a Leyther, you’re one of us the moment you come here to wear the shirt. I don't care where you were born, what colour you are, what religion you are, what language you speak. You're one of us, part of our culture, writing our history as you create your own, and making us stronger for it....[/quote:suio7kr3]:d7dc4b20b2c2dd7b76ac6eac29d5604e_10303.jpg |
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| The desire to sing "The Lion Sleeps Tonight" is only ever a whim away.....
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| A neighbour just knocked on my door and asked me if he could borrow my mobile phone . There has been an accident down the road . A Cas fan has been hit by a truck and is mangled and bleeding to death . When I asked why he don't use his own phone he replied ...
'I can't take pictures on mine .'
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| An old Marine Pilot sat down at Starbucks, still wearing his old USMC
flight suit and leather jacket and ordered a cup of coffee..
As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him and asked,
Are you a real pilot?
He replied, 'Well, I've spent my whole life flying planes, first
Stearmans, then the early
Grummans....
Flew a Wildcat and Corsair in WWII, and later in the Korean conflict,
Banshees and
Cougars..
I've taught more than 260 people to fly and given rides to hundreds,
so I guess I am a
pilot, and you, what are you?
She said, 'I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about naked
women. As soon as I get upin the morning I think about naked women.
When I shower I think about naked women. When I watch TV I think about
naked women. It seems everything makes me think of naked women.'
The two sat sipping in silence.
A little while later, a young man sat down on the other side of the
old pilot and asked: "are you areal pilot?"
He replied, 'I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian.'
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| George Clooney is to star in a new fim about the life of Jimmy Saville.
It's called Oh, She's eleven
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10303_1313522771.jpg Bolton by birth,
Irish by blood,
LEYTHER by heart and soul!!
[quote="BBC Sport":suio7kr3]30/04/06 "Some of W*gan's travelling fans headed towards the exit before it was even over.".................no change there then!![/quote:suio7kr3]
[quote="Wembley71":suio7kr3].....They are our people. Drummond, Costello, Manfredi, Svabic, Martyn, Street, Tickle, Patel, Mossop, Horo, Bristow, Leuleui, Varley, Fleary, Rivett, Tabern, Doran, Woods, Donlan, Wilshire, Leaefa, Hansen, Sale, Murphy… these are all my people.
As a Leyther, you’re one of us the moment you come here to wear the shirt. I don't care where you were born, what colour you are, what religion you are, what language you speak. You're one of us, part of our culture, writing our history as you create your own, and making us stronger for it....[/quote:suio7kr3]:d7dc4b20b2c2dd7b76ac6eac29d5604e_10303.jpg |
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| When I find myself in times of trouble,
Mother Mary comes to me,
Speaking words of Wisdom,
[i"......Mr. Grimsdale!! MR.GRIMSDALE!!!"[/i
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