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| The awkward moment when you arrive in Calais for your school French trip and realise its just you and the teacher.
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| Quote: MattyB "The awkward moment when you arrive in Calais for your school French trip and realise its just you and the teacher.'"
Probably getting some practical over theory.
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| Quote: WIZEB "Probably getting some practical over theory.'"
useful phrases
"please sir, ou est le préservatif ?"
"je n'ai que quinze ans mais je m'en fou cheri !"
"j'ai entendu parler que la nourriture à Bellmarsh est dégeulasse"
"actuellement monsieur le flic, il est mon pere !"
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Did you get rid of all the voices in your head? Do you now miss them and the things that they said?: |
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| Quote: sanjunien "useful phrases
"please sir, ou est le préservatif ?"
"je n'ai que quinze ans mais je m'en fou cheri !"
"j'ai entendu parler que la nourriture à Bellmarsh est dégeulasse"
"actuellement monsieur le flic, il est mon pere !"'"
Yeah
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| Isn't he a maths teacher?
At least she'll know how many times 30 goes in to 15
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| A man got on the bus with both of his front trouser pockets full of golf
balls and sat down next to a beautiful (you guessed it) blonde.
The puzzled blonde kept looking at him and his bulging pockets.
Finally, after many glances from her, he said, "It's golf balls."
The blonde continued to look at him for a very long time, thinking
deeply about what he had said.
After several minutes, not being able to contain her curiosity any
longer, she asked, "Does it hurt as much as tennis elbow?"
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| Teachers eh ... One minute you're taking a register ... next minute you;re on one
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| Tulisa has announced she will be naked in her next video.
It's not a cynical ploy to sell records, it's just because JJB Sports has closed down.
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| They have just found Jimmy Savile's diary.
His last entry was about 10 years old.
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| One paper carried photos of three women who had made allegations about Jimmy Savile. They showed a photo taken at the time and one showing how they look now.
The caption read Now Then, Now Then, Now Then
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| saville was asked how old his latest girlfriend was. he replied
now ten now ten
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| Damned deaf vigilantes
They've just beaten up Jimmy Summerville by mistake
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| Gonna go for an alternative halloween costume this year and try to scare middle-aged women instead.
My costume will consist of a long blonde wig, a tracksuit, lots of gold chains and a cigar.
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| I see Jimmy Savile's family have removed his gravestone along with all the flowers growing around it as a sign of respect to his victims.
So it just leaves a small hole with no bush around it.
Just what Jimmy would have wanted
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| I just bumped into Audley Harrison in Tesco. I said, "Sorry mate, give me your hand and I'll pull you up".
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