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I hate some of the excuses women come up with for not having sex. Like:
"I'm on my period."
"I've got a headache."
Or
"Get your hands off my neck I don't even know you."
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Sex is for people who can't afford Xbox Live membership.
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| Quote: Cory69 "Sex is for people who can't afford Xbox Live membership.'"
Side-splittingly funny...  |
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| Quote: Mike Oxlong "Side-splittingly funny... ![]()
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Sorry to anyone who may find this offensive but I thought it was quite funny.
The government have advised people to watch out that they're not being sold fake 2012 Olympic tickets.
I think I'll be alright though. My tickets for the men's wheelchair triple jump seem genuine enough.
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Man City are set to welcome back Carlos Tevez to the first-team squad. A spokesman said: "Halloween just wouldn't be the same without him."
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I bought that new 'Best of Carlos Tevez' DVD
But it wouldn't play
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[color=#0000FF:35xquhf5][b:35xquhf5]"...……. et jusqu’a ma mort je me rappellerai chaque seconde de ce matin de janvier."[/b:35xquhf5][/color:35xquhf5]
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| Quote: justarugbyfan "Sorry to anyone who may find this offensive but I thought it was quite funny.
The government have advised people to watch out that they're not being sold fake 2012 Olympic tickets.
I think I'll be alright though. My tickets for the men's wheelchair triple jump seem genuine enough.'"
Actualy I found that very funny. |
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| Quote: peggy "Actualy I found that very funny.'"
Are you in training mate? |
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[color=#0000FF:35xquhf5][b:35xquhf5]"...……. et jusqu’a ma mort je me rappellerai chaque seconde de ce matin de janvier."[/b:35xquhf5][/color:35xquhf5]
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| Quote: WIZEB "Are you in training mate?'"
I am having trials for Leigh at the moment. Managed to kick a rugby ball about 10 foot and stayed on my feet, they didn't seem too impressed with me until I said I would play for nowt and then they thrust a contract in my face. |
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'when my life is over, the thing which will have given me greatest pride is that I was first to plunge into the sea, swimming freely underwater without any connection to the terrestrial world'
Yves Le Prieur, the real inventor of the aqualung: |
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Police marksmen covering the dale farm eviction were required to shoot 3 times. They won a goldfish, a teddy and an inflateable hammer
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| Quote: rover49 "Police marksmen covering the dale farm eviction were required to shoot 3 times. They won a goldfish, a teddy and an inflateable hammer'"
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My employment advisor today asked me if I’ve been looking for jobs. I responded it’s pointless because he’s dead.
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When Chris Eubank says "bithneth" that's when you know he really means business.
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The Pakistan Cricket team have issued a statement expressing their shock at the involvement of three Pakistani players in match fixing and promised to clean up their act before the 2-1 series defeat to the West Indies next year.
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