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| Quote: sanjunien "well, i'll 'pm' it to you both first then you tell me'"
Show some spunk old boy.
Get it posted.
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| Quote: WIZEB "Show some spunk old boy.
Get it posted.'"
i'll probably end up in La Bastille !!!
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| Quote: sanjunien "i'll probably end up in La Bastille !!!
Q, How many French soldiers does it take to defend Paris?
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| Quote: WIZEB "Q, How many French soldiers does it take to defend Paris?'"
dunno !
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| Me neither. It's never been tried.
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| Quote: WIZEB "Me neither. It's never been tried.'"
oohh that's nasty, and an insult to the Fifth Republic !
but [sizeTRUE [/size
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49863_1309431041.jpg Neither glass half full or empty. Just a realist.:d7dc4b20b2c2dd7b76ac6eac29d5604e_49863.jpg |
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| Quote: sanjunien "please mods - are we allowed Kate Middleton jokes ?
serious question BTW'"
Go on then, I'll give it a go.
Just got told this one.
To commemorate the release of the topless photos of Kate Midddleton, Royal Doulton will be releasing a collector's edition of two small jugs
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| I asked my boss "what do you want me to do with this 6 metre roll of bubble wrap?", he replied "Just pop it in the corner". Four ing hours it took me.
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67329_1392756525.jpg Well you may throw your rock and hide your hand
Workin' in the dark against your fellow man
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| Just bought some anti gloating cream ..................... I cant wait to rub it in
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| After the reluctance of the foreign journalist to hand over the topless pictures of our future queen, Clarence house has said if all pictures and negatives are not returned by midnight, tonight, THEY will release pictures of a fully naked Duchess of Cornwall.
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| The awkward moment when you arrive in Calais for your school French trip and realise its just you and the teacher.
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| Quote: MattyB "The awkward moment when you arrive in Calais for your school French trip and realise its just you and the teacher.'"
Probably getting some practical over theory.
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| Quote: WIZEB "Probably getting some practical over theory.'"
useful phrases
"please sir, ou est le préservatif ?"
"je n'ai que quinze ans mais je m'en fou cheri !"
"j'ai entendu parler que la nourriture à Bellmarsh est dégeulasse"
"actuellement monsieur le flic, il est mon pere !"
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Did you get rid of all the voices in your head? Do you now miss them and the things that they said?: |
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| Quote: sanjunien "useful phrases
"please sir, ou est le préservatif ?"
"je n'ai que quinze ans mais je m'en fou cheri !"
"j'ai entendu parler que la nourriture à Bellmarsh est dégeulasse"
"actuellement monsieur le flic, il est mon pere !"'"
Yeah
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44480_1390845286.jpg It's been fun.:d7dc4b20b2c2dd7b76ac6eac29d5604e_44480.jpg |
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| Isn't he a maths teacher?
At least she'll know how many times 30 goes in to 15
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