| FORUMS > The Sin Bin > Jokes Thread 2 |
 |
|
|
| Rank | Posts | Team |
| Player Coach | 1021 | No
Team
Selected |
| Joined | Service | Reputation |
| Nov 2005 | 19 years | |
| Online | Last Post | Last Page |
| Oct 2015 | Oct 2015 | LINK |
| Milestone Posts |
|
| Milestone Years |
|
|
| Location |
|
| Signature |
Others/eye4.gif
[img:u454binz]http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d90/chazzwozza/rhcp8b.jpg[/img:u454binz]:Others/eye4.gif |
|
|
A man who slipped and fell into an upholstery machine is now said to be fully recovered.
|
|
|
|
|
| Rank | Posts | Team |
| Player Coach | 2786 | No
Team
Selected |
| Joined | Service | Reputation |
| Mar 2010 | 15 years | |
| Online | Last Post | Last Page |
| May 2013 | May 2013 | LINK |
| Milestone Posts |
|
| Milestone Years |
|
|
| Location |
|
| Signature |
users/saints.gif
:users/saints.gif |
|
|
A bloke is watching a film with creepy organ music on the TV and suddenly yells, "Don't enter that church you daft bugger"
His wife asks him, "What are you watching?"
Husband replies, "Our bloody wedding video"
|
|
|
|
|
| Rank | Posts | Team |
| International Star | 5202 |  |
| Joined | Service | Reputation |
| Apr 2012 | 12 years | |
| Online | Last Post | Last Page |
| Jan 2018 | Jan 2018 | LINK |
| Milestone Posts |
|
| Milestone Years |
|
|
| Location |
|
| Signature |
67329_1392756525.jpg
Well you may throw your rock and hide your hand
Workin' in the dark against your fellow man
But as sure as God made black and white
What's down in the dark will be brought to the light:d7dc4b20b2c2dd7b76ac6eac29d5604e_67329.jpg |
|
|
So I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov and there was a check
tablecloth. It took him two hours to pass me the salt.
He said "You remind me of a pepper-pot", I said "I'll take that as a
condiment".
"Doctor, I can't pronounce my F's, T's and H's."
"Well you can't say fairer than that then"
Batman came up to me and he hit me over the head with a vase and he went T'PAU!
I said 'Don't you mean KAPOW??
He said 'No, I've got china in my hand
I met this bloke with a didgeridoo and he was playing Dancing Queen on it.
I thought, 'That's Aboriginal.
tommy cooper ... legend
|
|
|
|
|
| Rank | Posts | Team |
| Player Coach | 7504 | No
Team
Selected |
| Joined | Service | Reputation |
| May 2007 | 17 years | |
| Online | Last Post | Last Page |
| Sep 2017 | Aug 2017 | LINK |
| Milestone Posts |
|
| Milestone Years |
|
|
| Location |
|
| Signature |
Did you get rid of all the voices in your head? Do you now miss them and the things that they said?: |
|
| Quote: Legends and Icons "So I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov and there was a check
tablecloth. It took him two hours to pass me the salt.
He said "You remind me of a pepper-pot", I said "I'll take that as a
condiment".
"Doctor, I can't pronounce my F's, T's and H's."
"Well you can't say fairer than that then"
Batman came up to me and he hit me over the head with a vase and he went T'PAU!
I said 'Don't you mean KAPOW??
He said 'No, I've got china in my hand
I met this bloke with a didgeridoo and he was playing Dancing Queen on it.
I thought, 'That's Aboriginal.
tommy cooper ... legend'"
Hi Tim  |
|
|
|
|
|
| Rank | Posts | Team |
| International Chairman | 26578 |  |
| Joined | Service | Reputation |
| Mar 2002 | 23 years | |
| Online | Last Post | Last Page |
| Jul 2017 | Apr 2017 | LINK |
| Milestone Posts |
|
| Milestone Years |
|
|
| Location |
|
| Signature |
1408_1377158863.jpg
[url=http://tinyurl.com/xmaschoccy:3awnsnxa][img:3awnsnxa]http://imgur.com/dR3Vl.gif[/img:3awnsnxa][/url:3awnsnxa]
[b:3awnsnxa][url=http://rover.ebay.com/rover/1/710-53481-19255-0/1?type=3&campid=5335822080&toolid=10001&customid=sitcforum&ext=rugby+league&satitle=rugby+league:3awnsnxa]ebay's Rugby League Bargains[/url:3awnsnxa][/b:3awnsnxa] ¦ [b:3awnsnxa][url=http://pepperkorn.shauctions.hop.clickbank.net/?tid=CAP1:3awnsnxa]Boost Your eBay Sales[/url:3awnsnxa][/b:3awnsnxa] ¦ [b:3awnsnxa][url=http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/search?ie=UTF8&keywords=%26%2334%3Brugby%20league%26%2334%3B&tag=newrugbyleaguestore-21&index=blended&linkCode=ur2&camp=1634&creative=6738:3awnsnxa]Recommended Amazon Stuff[/url:3awnsnxa][/b:3awnsnxa] ¦ [b:3awnsnxa][url=http://www.jdoqocy.com/click-2143305-10444737:3awnsnxa]Get a Free Ink Cart!!![/url:3awnsnxa][/b:3awnsnxa] ¦ [b:3awnsnxa][url=http://tinyurl.com/yettlvv:3awnsnxa]Quins RL T-Shirts, BRAND NEW DESIGNS[/url:3awnsnxa][/b:3awnsnxa]:d7dc4b20b2c2dd7b76ac6eac29d5604e_1408.jpg |
|
| Quote: roversmad "Hi Tim ![]()
Those were around before Tim was even a twinkle in his daddies eye...
|
|
|
|
|
| Rank | Posts | Team |
| Club Coach | 2794 | No
Team
Selected |
| Joined | Service | Reputation |
| Feb 2005 | 20 years | |
| Online | Last Post | Last Page |
| Apr 2016 | Jun 2015 | LINK |
| Milestone Posts |
|
| Milestone Years |
|
|
| Location |
|
| Signature |
13011.gif
[color=red:17c7k77w][size=200:17c7k77w][b:17c7k77w]I READ THE AUP BUT PREFERRED THE MOVIE[/b:17c7k77w][/size:17c7k77w][/color:17c7k77w]:13011.gif |
|
| Quote: Legends and Icons "
Batman came up to me and he hit me over the head with a vase and he went T'PAU!
I said 'Don't you mean KAPOW??
He said 'No, I've got china in my hand
'"
Quote: Legends and Icons "
Those were around before Tim was even a twinkle in his daddies eye...
'"
Cooper really was a genius if he was cracking gags about songs that were only released three years after he'd died... |
|
|
|
|
|
| Rank | Posts | Team |
| International Star | 5202 | |
| Joined | Service | Reputation |
| Apr 2012 | 12 years | |
| Online | Last Post | Last Page |
| Jan 2018 | Jan 2018 | LINK |
| Milestone Posts |
|
| Milestone Years |
|
|
| Location |
|
| Signature |
67329_1392756525.jpg
Well you may throw your rock and hide your hand
Workin' in the dark against your fellow man
But as sure as God made black and white
What's down in the dark will be brought to the light:d7dc4b20b2c2dd7b76ac6eac29d5604e_67329.jpg |
|
| Quote: Cragganmore Kid "Cooper really was a genius if he was cracking gags about songs that were only released three years after he'd died...'"
good spot pal . It was on his list of jokes on the tinternet aswell . |
|
|
|
|
| Rank | Posts | Team |
| Player Coach | 587 | No
Team
Selected |
| Joined | Service | Reputation |
| May 2009 | 15 years | |
| Online | Last Post | Last Page |
| Aug 2014 | Aug 2014 | LINK |
| Milestone Posts |
|
| Milestone Years |
|
|
| Location |
|
| Signature |
When will hull kr win a major trophy?
Seller and breeder of african cichlids pm me if interested.: |
|
| you can tell its a tim joke when the first joke starts with "so i was............"  |
|
|
|
|
|
| Rank | Posts | Team |
| International Star | 5202 | |
| Joined | Service | Reputation |
| Apr 2012 | 12 years | |
| Online | Last Post | Last Page |
| Jan 2018 | Jan 2018 | LINK |
| Milestone Posts |
|
| Milestone Years |
|
|
| Location |
|
| Signature |
67329_1392756525.jpg
Well you may throw your rock and hide your hand
Workin' in the dark against your fellow man
But as sure as God made black and white
What's down in the dark will be brought to the light:d7dc4b20b2c2dd7b76ac6eac29d5604e_67329.jpg |
|
| Quote: pedpower "you can tell its a tim joke when the first joke starts with "so i was............" ![]()
Just watched him on netflix for the first time , very funny but not in the same league as mr cooper .
|
|
|
|
|
| Rank | Posts | Team |
| Player Coach | 5506 | No
Team
Selected |
| Joined | Service | Reputation |
| Mar 2010 | 15 years | |
| Online | Last Post | Last Page |
| Sep 2024 | Jun 2024 | LINK |
| Milestone Posts |
|
| Milestone Years |
|
|
| Location |
|
| Signature |
50774_1329287946.jpg
:d7dc4b20b2c2dd7b76ac6eac29d5604e_50774.jpg |
|
|
Zookeeper says to Paddy " the gorilla is on heat and we need someone to have sex with it, would you consider shagging it for £500 ?"
Paddy replies "I will on three conditions, 1st i'm not going to kiss it, 2nd my family must never know and 3rd i'll need a couple of weeks to get the cash together"
******************
My wife was standing nude in front of the mirror, she was not happy with what she saw and she said to me "I feel horrible, I feel fat and ugly and I really need you to pay me a big compliment"
I replied " Well, your eyesight is damn near perfect"
and that's when the fight started....
|
|
|
|
|
| Rank | Posts | Team |
| Player Coach | 936 | No
Team
Selected |
| Joined | Service | Reputation |
| Aug 2007 | 17 years | |
| Online | Last Post | Last Page |
| Aug 2024 | May 2022 | LINK |
| Milestone Posts |
|
| Milestone Years |
|
|
| Location |
|
| Signature |
34914_1334087324.jpg
:d7dc4b20b2c2dd7b76ac6eac29d5604e_34914.jpg |
|
|
Bob Monkhouse:
People used to laugh when I said I was going to be a comedian. Well they're not laughing now!
|
|
|
|
|
| Rank | Posts | Team |
| Player Coach | 8012 | No
Team
Selected |
| Joined | Service | Reputation |
| Feb 2010 | 15 years | |
| Online | Last Post | Last Page |
| Oct 2024 | Sep 2024 | LINK |
| Milestone Posts |
|
| Milestone Years |
|
|
| Location |
|
| Signature |
49863_1309431041.jpg
Neither glass half full or empty. Just a realist.:d7dc4b20b2c2dd7b76ac6eac29d5604e_49863.jpg |
|
|
My scouse mate has just got his kids a trampoline and bikes from the internet.
I asked which website he saw it on.
He replied 'Google earth'
|
|
|
|
|
| Rank | Posts | Team |
| Player Coach | 8012 | No
Team
Selected |
| Joined | Service | Reputation |
| Feb 2010 | 15 years | |
| Online | Last Post | Last Page |
| Oct 2024 | Sep 2024 | LINK |
| Milestone Posts |
|
| Milestone Years |
|
|
| Location |
|
| Signature |
49863_1309431041.jpg
Neither glass half full or empty. Just a realist.:d7dc4b20b2c2dd7b76ac6eac29d5604e_49863.jpg |
|
| It's 20 years (together) for me and Mrs G, in a couple of weeks time, and I've just been thinking back to our first 9 dates, which were 8 meals and a visit to the pictures to see a super hero film. So that's
dinner
dinner
dinner
dinner
dinner
dinner
dinner
dinner
batman
 I'm REALLY sorry. I've got me coat. |
|
|
|
|
| Rank | Posts | Team |
| Player Coach | 12730 |  |
| Joined | Service | Reputation |
| Nov 2009 | 15 years | |
| Online | Last Post | Last Page |
| Oct 2024 | Sep 2024 | LINK |
| Milestone Posts |
|
| Milestone Years |
|
|
| Location |
|
| Signature |
: |
|
| Quote: lefty goldblatt "It's 20 years (together) for me and Mrs G, in a couple of weeks time, and I've just been thinking back to our first 9 dates, which were 8 meals and a visit to the pictures to see a super hero film. So that's
dinner
dinner
dinner
dinner
dinner
dinner
dinner
dinner
batman
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
