Beautiful South.

Paul Heaton, same band, slightly different line up and name.

Jacqui Abbott was the lead singer in Don't Marry Her. She was never in The Housemartins. So saying DMH was a H song was a schoolboy error. Even when an error is completely clear you'll still struggle to admit it.

Dear Mr Salmond, here is your , on a plate. Courtesy of D.Cameron.

(and LGFFW, Heaton wrote it)

Don't you think if it was bull[is[/ihit, Royal Mail may actually have come out in public and said so?

Even the Beeb aren't going to simply make up stories like this, they will have been primed by a RM insider

The only "pro's" I keep hearing from the Yes side are "it's a once in a generation chance" and "we can ditch the corrupt Westminster". Just because you CAN do something doesn't mean you should, particularly without thinking about consequences and logistics. Westminster may well be corrupt, it may well be home to the biggest bunch of bent, dishonest, spiteful, self-important gits in history, but do the Yes mob think independent Scottish politicians will be noble, honest and selfless to the man? Cuckoo

Too much heart ruling head IMO. Not enough answers to too many questions.

Surely it would be far simpler and in everyone's interests if Cameron and the tories decided to quit the UK?

And then you sadly woke up

I believe there are new UKBA rules which allow for deportation of individuals if it's in the national interest.
Since deporting Cameron and the rest of the Tories is our best shot at keeping the Union together I believe Dave and George should get packing.

Now if only they could take their case to some kind of European court...

Not many North of Watford think that, never mind the Scots!!

Where's the bullshine? Why will Salmond be gone whatever the vote?

News from the Front

Should Scotland gain it's Independence in the forthcoming referendum , the remainder of the United Kingdom will be known as the " Former United Kingdom". ( F. U. K. )

In a bid to discourage the Scottish voters from voting " Yes", Westminster has launched a last minutes campaign with the slogan :

" Vote NO ,for F U K 's sake"

Well your prediction is not looking too good as nearly 4.3 million have registered to vote in the referendum which is about 97% of those eligible.

This just about sums up what a British farce the whole thing is: www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/artic ... endum.html

This just about sums up what a British farce the whole thing is: www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/artic ... endum.html