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You forgot the talking snake. In creationist terms, when was that invented? I mean, we've now been told that animals are animals, but when did god make conversational animals, capable of tricking his top prototypes into disobeying the one poxy rule he'd made?
How smart were it's parents? Or was a human snake just a beta, which never went into production due to being a mere snake, but smarter than the unreliable made-in-god's-image production models?
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| Quote: kirkstaller "When Adam and Eve disobeyed God, death entered the world. Before the fall there was no death.'"
And there, right there is another anomaly - that just can't be true.
You have a God who has just created a whole new world and manufactured all sorts of stuff to fill it with, and then given all of that stuff the ability to reproduce itself, which he definitely did because apparently thats in the bible too, the bit about "begatting people", but he didn't think it through, at all.
Which is unusual for a perfect being, not thinking the plan through to its logical conclusion, don't you think ?
You see I heard a statement the other day that of all the humans EVER born at ANY time in the worlds history, 20% of them are alive on earth today, one in five of every child that has ever been born is part of earths current live population.
Can you imagine what it would be like now if the other four fifths had never died ?
And all of us wandering around pointing at those red round things that grow on trees and wondering what they taste like. |
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Christianity: because you're so awful you made God kill himself.:d7dc4b20b2c2dd7b76ac6eac29d5604e_28995.jpg |
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| Quote: Ferocious Aardvark "You forgot the talking snake. In creationist terms, when was that invented? I mean, we've now been told that animals are animals, but when did god make conversational animals, capable of tricking his top prototypes into disobeying the one poxy rule he'd made?
How smart were it's parents? Or was a human snake just a beta, which never went into production due to being a mere snake, but smarter than the unreliable made-in-god's-image production models?'"
Kirkstaller will be able to fill you in. He was probably the work of the devil, or some sh[ii[/it. |
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| Quote: JerryChicken "And there, right there is another anomaly - that just can't be true.
You have a God who has just created a whole new world and manufactured all sorts of stuff to fill it with, and then given all of that stuff the ability to reproduce itself, which he definitely did because apparently thats in the bible too, the bit about "begatting people", but he didn't think it through, at all.
Which is unusual for a perfect being, not thinking the plan through to its logical conclusion, don't you think ?
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But then, if we accept that 'God' is omniscient (as the Bible would have us believe he is), he must have known that man would eat the apple before he even fashioned the poor bas[it[/iard from a lump of clay. So he created a being in his own image, gave that being a test he knew it would fail, then proceeded to punish him (and the dinosaurs) for that failure. Which means that 'God' is not only rather dim, but a bit of an unpleasant sort of chap as well. |
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| Quote: Rock God X "Kirkstaller will be able to fill you in. He was probably the work of the devil, or some sh[ii[/it.'"
He was the [iactual[/i devil. In disguise. If I remember the little of the Bible I've ever read correctly. |
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All men are created equal, some work harder in preseason.
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If all else fails, "he was a test of faith from the big sky man".
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| Quote: Rock God X "How do cornflakes prevent masturbation? Pack them under the foreskin, perhaps?'"
He was a raving loon.
But it related to the theory that grains etc were godly foods and meat (flesh) was, having been produced by an act of sex, likely to make the eater think of sex. |
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All men are created equal, some work harder in preseason.
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| Quote: Mintball "He was a raving loon.
But it related to the theory that grains etc were godly foods and meat (flesh) was, having been produced by an act of sex, likely to make the eater think of sex.'"
what do Cheerios do? they're made of these godly foods but have a hole... |
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| Quote: Rock God X "How do cornflakes prevent masturbation? Pack them under the foreskin, perhaps?'"
I've just tried it, they go soggy with cum, as luck would have it the girl next door loves soggy cornflakes, she's eaten the lot. She's licked the platter clean. |
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| Quote: peggy "I've just tried it, they go soggy with cum, as luck would have it the girl next door loves soggy cornflakes, she's eaten the lot. She's licked the platter clean.'"
I had cereal sex with this one this morning.
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I seem to remember Tori Amos performing Cornflake Girl wearing less than the traditional quota of underwear. Is this relevant?
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| Quote: Ferocious Aardvark "I seem to remember Tori Amos performing Cornflake Girl wearing less than the traditional quota of underwear. Is this relevant?'"
You've got me thinking of a scantily clad Rebekah Brookes.  |
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'when my life is over, the thing which will have given me greatest pride is that I was first to plunge into the sea, swimming freely underwater without any connection to the terrestrial world'
Yves Le Prieur, the real inventor of the aqualung: |
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You've got me thinking of a scantily clad Rebekah Brookes. ![]()
I can't wait to see her in a prison uniform
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'when my life is over, the thing which will have given me greatest pride is that I was first to plunge into the sea, swimming freely underwater without any connection to the terrestrial world'
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