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| Quote: bren2k "I have noticed lately that scrolling down to enter my age on a website has become quite a lengthy exercise...'"
That (and my 27yr old daughter announcing I'm going to become a Grandfather) |
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[color=#000000:ogl9gbum]"Back home we got a taxidermy man. He gonna have a heart attack when he see what I brung him."[/color:ogl9gbum]:d7dc4b20b2c2dd7b76ac6eac29d5604e_50733.jpg |
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The last pair of chinos I bought for work were 97% cotton 3% elastane. Feel the stretch.
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| Quote: Durham Giant "Do you not aspire to milf status ?'"
It just feels wrong, especially when my lad is stood next to me!! |
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“At last, a real, Tory budget,” Daily Mail 24/9/22
"It may be that the honourable gentleman doesn't like mixing with his own side … but we on this side have a more convivial, fraternal spirit." Jacob Rees-Mogg 21/10/21
A member of the Guardian-reading, tofu-eating wokerati.:d7dc4b20b2c2dd7b76ac6eac29d5604e_755.jpg |
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| Quote: Mild Rover "Had a call with my team at work today, with people dialling in from different offices. The phone in one office kept cutting in and out and I referenced Norman Collier. The boss pointed out that of about a dozen people on the line, only she and I are old enough to know what i was on about.'"
Myself & a colleague (him late 30s) were discussing a meeting with a consultant who turns out to be called Paul King. Obviously I broke out into "Love and Pride". Colleague looks at me bemused. Turns out he was 4 when it came out  |
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einstien said insanity is when a person does the same thing over and over again but expects a different result: |
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When I was doing a job last week and the 28 year old client said you used to go to school with my dad
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| Quote: Karen "It just feels wrong, especially when my lad is stood next to me!!'"
Try Cougar then! |
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My 11+ paper was written in Latin.
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| Starting to shop for clothes in Matalan.
Buying myself a t-shirt that reads "I may be old but at least I got to see all the good bands"
Seriously considering buying Long Johns (man tights) so I don't get cold at matches.
I'm 40 FFS!!!  |
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| Quote: SaleSlim "Seriously considering buying Long Johns (man tights) so I don't get cold at matches.
I'm 40 FFS!!! ![]()
I've been wearing them since I was 30 - call them 'skins' to imply some kind of technical, sportswear connotation - you'll feel better.
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When I realised I’m older than my girlfriend’s grandad. In my defence they do have children at a younger age in Cambodia.
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| Quote: Maccbull_BigBullyBooaza "When I realised I’m older than my girlfriend’s grandad. In my defence they do have children at a younger age in Cambodia.'"
Edit Durham Giant. Very funny but too far over the line to be left Edit |
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I was in the barbers a couple of weeks ago and when the lad cutting hair asked what I wanted I said "Oh the usual Martin Freeman-alike" haircut.
He'd no idea who Martin Freeman was. When I mentioned The Office he looked blank and said he didn't watch much old telly.
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“At last, a real, Tory budget,” Daily Mail 24/9/22
"It may be that the honourable gentleman doesn't like mixing with his own side … but we on this side have a more convivial, fraternal spirit." Jacob Rees-Mogg 21/10/21
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When I stopped going to the barbers 20 years ago & started cutting my own.
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When my new OH listens to music, and I'm compelled to point out that *everything* she likes is a cover version; and that the original was better.
I don't think it'll last.
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| Quote: bren2k "When my new OH listens to music, and I'm compelled to point out that *everything* she likes is a cover version; and that the original was better.
I don't think it'll last.'"
If you didn't sign a pre-nup, fook her off, pronto. |
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HOW MANY TIMES?????
£20 a ticket and £15 on beer and merchandise.....so an away fan is worth £35. At best, 1,000 is the average away support split across 11 rounds and I am being really generous here, so Toronto, replacing say Wakefield will cost a SL club £35,000.
The minimum turnover of a SL club is £4,000,000 so Toronto instead of Widnes is worth less than 1% of a SL clubs turnover.
There are many valid reasons for and against expansion into America, but "AWAY FANS" isn't one of them. 
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