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Last edited by Ferocious Aardvark on stardate Jun 26, 3013 11:27 am, edited 48,562,867,458,300,023 times in total:d7dc4b20b2c2dd7b76ac6eac29d5604e_973.gif |
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| In a particularly severe case, you could combine methods.
i recommendhttp://www.virginmedia.com/images/zoom430x300.jpg" >
into a pot of Greek yoghurt
(Other products such as Calippo can work well, but the Zoom caters for a wide range of sphincter apertures, and if the end breaks off, is less prone to falling back out)
4. Insert rectally. Lave as long as liked. If in hurry, break off and leave sharp end in situ*
* If time is tight then you should acquire some of these, or similar
If used, consider in particular strife inserting small bag of frozen peas in gusset |
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| Quote: cod'ead "Greek yoghurt either orally or anally, best thing for relieving any burn of any type'"
This.
It’s horrible stuff but it took away the burning sensation I got from this super-hot sauce my mate gave me to try one time. |
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Try ripping off the top part of your fingernail so that it parts company with the skin underneath, I did last night while trying to scratch, ironically, my backside.
Jesus that hurts, I confessed to all sorts of things just to make it stop.
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as Cod'ead says, yogurt
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| Quote: Cragganmore Kid "Does anyone else suffer from chilli willy as well? I think my internal wiring is screwed...'"
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It has got be be said that you are a bit of a lightweight if you get ringsting of Jalapenos.
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Is this a male thing?
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| Quote: RooRoo "Is this a male thing?'"
Don't think so, the last lady I checked had a brown starfish. |
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| Quote: Durham Giant "i am quite fond of my spicy Indian and Mexican food.
I was out last night for a Mexican and had my usual portion of jalapenos.
Does anyon have any suggestions for the best way of avoiding chilli bum ( apart from not eating them) or how best to ameliorate the problem when i have to go to the toilet.'"
Bonjella on your ringpiece. |
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| Quote: Big Graeme "It has got be be said that you are a bit of a lightweight if you get ringsting of Jalapenos.'"
I did eat a whole jar  |
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| Quote: Durham Giant "I did eat a whole jar ![]()
Eat a phal curry, then pray for forgiveness when you feel the need to go to the toilet 
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[b]The real troubles in your life are apt to be things that never crossed your worried mind
The kind that blindside you at 4pm on some idle Tuesday.
Do one thing everyday that scares you.
Don’t be reckless with other people’s hearts, don’t put up with people who are reckless with yours.
Don’t waste your time on jealousy-sometimes you’re ahead, sometimes
you’re behind…the race is long, and in the end, it’s only with yourself[/b]:5728.jpg |
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| Quote: Sandra The Terrorist "Don't think so, the last lady I checked had a brown starfish.'"
Let me rephrase, is it only women who can eat spicy food and not suffer this problem? |
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| Quote: DHM "Bonjella on your ringpiece.'"
That sounds so nice I might just do it without eating anything spicy. |
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