In a particularly severe case, you could combine methods.

i recommendhttps://www.virginmedia.com/images/zoom430x300.jpg" >
into a pot of Greek yoghurt
(Other products such as Calippo can work well, but the Zoom caters for a wide range of sphincter apertures, and if the end breaks off, is less prone to falling back out)

4. Insert rectally. Lave as long as liked. If in hurry, break off and leave sharp end in situ*

* If time is tight then you should acquire some of these, or similar


If used, consider in particular strife inserting small bag of frozen peas in gusset

This.

It’s horrible stuff but it took away the burning sensation I got from this super-hot sauce my mate gave me to try one time.

Try ripping off the top part of your fingernail so that it parts company with the skin underneath, I did last night while trying to scratch, ironically, my backside.

Jesus that hurts, I confessed to all sorts of things just to make it stop.

These are what you needhttps://www.find-me-a-gift.co.uk/images/product_images/zdzi041_ring_of_fire_curry_wipes_300firering.jpg" >

as Cod'ead says, yogurt

It has got be be said that you are a bit of a lightweight if you get ringsting of Jalapenos.

Is this a male thing?

Don't think so, the last lady I checked had a brown starfish.

Bonjella on your ringpiece.

I did eat a whole jar

Let me rephrase, is it only women who can eat spicy food and not suffer this problem?

That sounds so nice I might just do it without eating anything spicy.