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| Quote: Rock God X "Largely, yes. Some of the observational one-liners are quite good, but a lot of the rest of it is crap.'"
I've always had him down as a permanent pantomime "artiste", how he keeps getting gigs for the rest of the year is beyond me but then again, there's always Peter Kay, I doubt I'll ever figure that one out |
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| Quote: cod'ead "I've always had him down as a permanent pantomime "artiste", how he keeps getting gigs for the rest of the year is beyond me but then again, there's always Peter Kay, I doubt I'll ever figure that one out'"
Its down to catchphrases.
Invent yourself a catchphrase that the office clown - the one who thinks he is hilarious but he's in a minority of one - can use to exhaustion, stuff like "Cheesecake ?" and "There's only one way to settle that..." and you're made for life. |
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| Quote: WIZEB "I'm gonna try and watch Greenspan explain his flawed economic policy.
Whether I give up the will to live after ten minutes may be a distinct possibility mind.'"
The cartoon bits were the best. |
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| Quote: cod'ead "The bits with that unfunny 2@ with a bald head and big shirt collars?'"
I always thought he was a bit avant-garde for me, and then he got a job on ITV doing the Saturday tea time slot. |
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The older I get, the better I was
Advice is what we seek when we already know the answer - but wish we didn't
I'd rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full-frontal lobotomy
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kirkstaller wrote: "All DNA shows is that we have a common creator."
cod'ead wrote: "I have just snotted weissbier all over my keyboard & screen"
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"No amount of cajolery, and no attempts at ethical or social seduction, can eradicate from my heart a deep burning hatred for the Tory Party. So far as I am concerned they are lower than vermin." - Aneurin Bevan:2051.jpg |
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Waaaaahhhhheeeeeeyyyyyyyyy
Mad Nad's on rlQuestion Timerl tonight
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| Quote: cod'ead "Waaaaahhhhheeeeeeyyyyyyyyy
Mad Nad's on rlQuestion Timerl tonight'"
Fook, I'm tuning in.
There's something attractive about mental birds, right of centre.
It's probably because their mental! |
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The older I get, the better I was
Advice is what we seek when we already know the answer - but wish we didn't
I'd rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full-frontal lobotomy
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kirkstaller wrote: "All DNA shows is that we have a common creator."
cod'ead wrote: "I have just snotted weissbier all over my keyboard & screen"
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"No amount of cajolery, and no attempts at ethical or social seduction, can eradicate from my heart a deep burning hatred for the Tory Party. So far as I am concerned they are lower than vermin." - Aneurin Bevan:2051.jpg |
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| Quote: cod'ead "Tonight I will mostly be watching rlMy Transsexual Summerrl 10.00pm Channel 4'"
I won't be watching any more. It was like viewing a Trans Big Brother but where everyone loved each other. I reckon Dally could've been more informative |
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The older I get, the better I was
Advice is what we seek when we already know the answer - but wish we didn't
I'd rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full-frontal lobotomy
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kirkstaller wrote: "All DNA shows is that we have a common creator."
cod'ead wrote: "I have just snotted weissbier all over my keyboard & screen"
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"No amount of cajolery, and no attempts at ethical or social seduction, can eradicate from my heart a deep burning hatred for the Tory Party. So far as I am concerned they are lower than vermin." - Aneurin Bevan:2051.jpg |
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| Quote: WIZEB "Fook, I'm tuning in.
There's something attractive about mental birds, right of centre.
It's probably because their mental!'"
I can only assume that's who Glenn Close based Alex Foster on |
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| Quote: cod'ead "I can only assume that's who Glenn Close based Alex Foster on'"
I'm a sucker for mental and stupid.
It's a lethal combination. |
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The older I get, the better I was
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cod'ead wrote: "I have just snotted weissbier all over my keyboard & screen"
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"No amount of cajolery, and no attempts at ethical or social seduction, can eradicate from my heart a deep burning hatred for the Tory Party. So far as I am concerned they are lower than vermin." - Aneurin Bevan:2051.jpg |
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I think Dorries must've been at the Mogadon, I've never seen her so subdued.
Mind you, Stephen Pollard more than made up for her, I get the feeling he'd burn Thatcher for being too left-wing. He's probably upset because Vicky turned out the way she did
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| Susanna Reid looking sensational on BBC Breakfast this morning  |
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| Quote: ComeOnYouUll "Susanna Reid looking sensational on BBC Breakfast this morning ![]()
Indeedy.
The Northern bird who they have doing the business news is a tad scary.
Bit of a boiler but it's quite amusing watching her doing some interviews.
She don't take prisoners and likes kicking off. 
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The older I get, the better I was
Advice is what we seek when we already know the answer - but wish we didn't
I'd rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full-frontal lobotomy
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kirkstaller wrote: "All DNA shows is that we have a common creator."
cod'ead wrote: "I have just snotted weissbier all over my keyboard & screen"
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"No amount of cajolery, and no attempts at ethical or social seduction, can eradicate from my heart a deep burning hatred for the Tory Party. So far as I am concerned they are lower than vermin." - Aneurin Bevan:2051.jpg |
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| Quote: WIZEB "
The Northern bird who they have doing the business news is a tad scary.
Bit of a boiler but it's quite amusing watching her doing some interviews.
She don't take prisoners and likes kicking off. ![]()
As I said previously, it doesn't require too fertile an imagination to picture her in leather & latex, 7" stilettos, wielding a riding crop
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| Quote: cod'ead "As I said previously, it doesn't require too fertile an imagination to picture her in leather & latex, 7" stilettos, wielding a riding crop'"
Steph whateverehersurnameis?
She got stuck right into Ryanairs Michael O'Leary the other day. Had a right ding-dong with him. ![]()
She is a smoggie |
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