It's great.

Keep well away from District 11.

We don't want home county bell-ends like you pervading our vicinity.

Went earlier this year mate.
Bit of culture for me this weekend.
I'll be mingling with the French travelling masses at the KC.

'Get stripped, you're picked'.

"déshabille-toi, je te veut"

pronounced 'dezzabee twa, jerteveur'

good luck

"Un jambon est un biere s'il vous plait"

Twenty years ago next year me and my brother did our own Tour de Bretagne on bicycles with a tent and the above was the full extent of our French, we didn't even take a phrase book, in fact our kid didn't even take his passport

We survived, but the diet was a bit boring, apart from the beer bit.

Is it?

not quite, but who cares ?

The French, one assumes.

My brother was a world traveller when we cycled Brittany in '93, he'd literally only just returned from hiking all the way around the world for 18 months, you could say that the air turned blue when we got to the ferry terminal and he realised that he didn't have his passport with him.

Luckily it was 1993, the world wasn't as paranoid as it is now, we were on bikes at the ferry terminal and they let all the cyclists board first so he just got himself into the middle of a group of bikes and rode straight through the passport check at Portsmouth, when we got to St Malo the next morning there wasn't a soul to be seen on the dockside to check documents 4.8955078125:5