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| Quote: roversmad "Hi Tim ![]()
Quite. But I'm positive I first heard that joke well over a year ago - via someone on facebook iirc. Seems to have won joke of the year on 'borrowed' material.
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[i:1jzbvqku]The mind is like a parachute. If it's not open it won't work. - Frank Zappa[/i:1jzbvqku]:d7dc4b20b2c2dd7b76ac6eac29d5604e_47750.jpg |
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Whats green and takes two hours to drink? A Giro
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Freedom without Socialism is privilege and injustice.
Socialism without freedom is slavery and brutality.:d7dc4b20b2c2dd7b76ac6eac29d5604e_1136.jpg |
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Quote: Cronus "Quite. But I'm positive I first heard that joke well over a year ago - via someone on facebook iirc. Seems to have won joke of the year on 'borrowed' material.'"
Quite.
Optrex actually used it themselves in a poster and TV campaign several years ago.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-lNB7Fo08I |
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Quote: Cronus "Quite. But I'm positive I first heard that joke well over a year ago - via someone on facebook iirc. Seems to have won joke of the year on 'borrowed' material.'"
Quite.
Optrex actually used it themselves in a poster and TV campaign several years ago.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-lNB7Fo08I | |
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Neither glass half full or empty. Just a realist.:d7dc4b20b2c2dd7b76ac6eac29d5604e_49863.jpg |
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Not been on here for a while, so here goes
I got a Valentine's card from MoonPig the other week...she hates it when I call her that
I'm not saying my wife is a slag but even the labels in her knickers say Next!
I still don't believe it was Pancake day, last week. It's always creped up on me.
My wife's been complaining for hours about toothache. She's been going on and on about the pain, and how much she's afraid of the dentist.
I'd had enough, so I got a pair of pliers, stood on her forehead and yanked it out.
Let's see how much moaning she can do without a tongue!
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Neither glass half full or empty. Just a realist.:d7dc4b20b2c2dd7b76ac6eac29d5604e_49863.jpg |
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I can't believe I lost a pub quiz (worth £50) last night on such on easy question
Who, in the 1970's, sang Tiger Feet.
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Bolton by birth,
Irish by blood,
LEYTHER by heart and soul!!
[quote="BBC Sport":suio7kr3]30/04/06 "Some of W*gan's travelling fans headed towards the exit before it was even over.".................no change there then!![/quote:suio7kr3]
[quote="Wembley71":suio7kr3].....They are our people. Drummond, Costello, Manfredi, Svabic, Martyn, Street, Tickle, Patel, Mossop, Horo, Bristow, Leuleui, Varley, Fleary, Rivett, Tabern, Doran, Woods, Donlan, Wilshire, Leaefa, Hansen, Sale, Murphy… these are all my people.
As a Leyther, you’re one of us the moment you come here to wear the shirt. I don't care where you were born, what colour you are, what religion you are, what language you speak. You're one of us, part of our culture, writing our history as you create your own, and making us stronger for it....[/quote:suio7kr3]:d7dc4b20b2c2dd7b76ac6eac29d5604e_10303.jpg |
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| Quote: lefty goldblatt "I can't believe I lost a pub quiz (worth £50) last night on such on easy question
Who, in the 1970's, sang Tiger Feet.'"
Mudd.........and I know for a fact that[i "That's right, that's right, that's right, that's right...."[/i!!  |
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'when my life is over, the thing which will have given me greatest pride is that I was first to plunge into the sea, swimming freely underwater without any connection to the terrestrial world'
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God asked Whitney 'what do you miss most' she replied 'the crack'
So god sent for Frank Carson to keep her company.
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A blonde and brunette were watching the 6 o'clock news. The news was about a man about ready to jump off a bridge. The brunette turns to the blonde and says, " I bet you £50 the man is going to jump." The blonde replies, "Okay you're on." Sure enough, the man jumps, and the blonde gives the brunette £50. The brunette says, "I can't accept this money. I watched the 5 o'clock news and saw the man jump then." "No, you have to take it," says the blonde. "I watched the 5 o'clock news too, but I didn't think he would do it again."
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What's six inches long and didn't get sucked on Valentines Day ?
Whitney Houston's crack pipe.
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I didn't believe my wife when she told me Davy Jones had died this evening, but then i saw her face, now i'm a believer.
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'when my life is over, the thing which will have given me greatest pride is that I was first to plunge into the sea, swimming freely underwater without any connection to the terrestrial world'
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| Quote: GraftonRed "I didn't believe my wife when she told me Davy Jones had died this evening, but then i saw her face, now i'm a believer.'"
 Congrats on being the first, super quick |
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February 29th.
The only day that a man doesn't want to see a woman on her knees in front of him.
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Cheers!
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Bolton by birth,
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LEYTHER by heart and soul!!
[quote="BBC Sport":suio7kr3]30/04/06 "Some of W*gan's travelling fans headed towards the exit before it was even over.".................no change there then!![/quote:suio7kr3]
[quote="Wembley71":suio7kr3].....They are our people. Drummond, Costello, Manfredi, Svabic, Martyn, Street, Tickle, Patel, Mossop, Horo, Bristow, Leuleui, Varley, Fleary, Rivett, Tabern, Doran, Woods, Donlan, Wilshire, Leaefa, Hansen, Sale, Murphy… these are all my people.
As a Leyther, you’re one of us the moment you come here to wear the shirt. I don't care where you were born, what colour you are, what religion you are, what language you speak. You're one of us, part of our culture, writing our history as you create your own, and making us stronger for it....[/quote:suio7kr3]:d7dc4b20b2c2dd7b76ac6eac29d5604e_10303.jpg |
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| Quote: GraftonRed "I didn't believe my wife when she told me Davy Jones had died this evening, but then i saw her face, now i'm a bereaver.'"
Edited for comedic effect!! |
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'when my life is over, the thing which will have given me greatest pride is that I was first to plunge into the sea, swimming freely underwater without any connection to the terrestrial world'
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| Quote: Walt Mooney Fan Club "Edited for comedic effect!! ![]()
Sounds more Chinese
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